FACT: If you were to shrink all of the caption contests down to one hour each…you would be up for a whole day. And that would be a serious case of insomnia.
Either way, here are the scores…
MissInformation 70
T. Hoffman 58
Greencactus3 58
Gary Dillard 56
Dlavery 46
Michelle 236 41
JVN 41
Dorienne Plait 38
DCA Fan 37
Andy Baker 35
GateRunner 35
Greg Needel 34
Elgin Clock 33
"Big Mike" 33
EddieMcD 31
Amanda Morrison 29
Jay H 237 29
Bcahn836 26
Jeff Waegelin 25
Rich Wong 24
JosephM 20
Eugenia Gabrielov 19
Mike Ciance 18
Brandon Martus 17
Matt Attallah 17
Lil' Lavery 15
Tkwetzel 14
Astronouth7303 13
Shyra1353 12
Wetzel 10
Tom Schindler 10
VGMasterShadow 9
Kyle45 9
Jessica Boucher 8
DanielBCR 8
Aignam 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
George1083 6
Squirrelrock 6
ZACH P. 6
RogerR 5
Meli W. 5
Arefin Bari 4
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Denman 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Yan Wang 1
"* Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha Ha,
that’s how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
That’s how we laugh the day away with a Ha Ha Ha, Aha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha,
In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!..*
Tytus kept his eyes on the fan in the window during his performance. There was just something about it that he couldn’t take his eyes off it. Finally it hit him, fan…air movement…HOVERCRAFT!!!
And for a tax deductible gift of just $15 a month, you can sponsor a geeky white boy like little Tytus here. Just think, over a year that’s enough to buy a speed controller, 2 muffin fans, a battery pack and some raw materials so he can build his very own hovercraft. That will give him the start he needs so he doesn’t turn out like his twin brother, Vanilla Ice.
“Save the Geeks”. We’re doing it one geek at at time.
After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of “Shake-Your-Booty-Pox” all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as “Mr. Git-down-wit’-yo’-bad-self,” it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout “Whaaoow!” like James Brown every ten minutes.
Citizens of West Palm Beach, be on the lookout for young, hyperactive children who have been running around the city, washing cars, wearing green lipstick, and chasing hovercrafts. Energetic homeless kids have joined a cult group led by a charismatic man who calls himself “Tytus Gerrish”. The community is based in the nearby swamps, and the children venture into the city to raise funds for their leader’s mission to rule the world. The youngster in this picture called himself “mini Tytus”.
