“I told you guys, there’s no WAY we could play in the Super Bowl when it comes to Atlanta, even WITH the cool hair and Da’ Bears jerseys!”
“Relax, I’m sure security will tell us there’s been some mistake.”
“Oh, look. Such nice, cute little robots…”
(The robots in question? 25, 1114, and 968/254. Ready to fire. They should have paid more attention to the green light they were under…)
Mentor 1: C’mon! Hit me!
Student: Uhhhhh, I just painted your head to look like a football helmet. It doesn’t ACTUALLY protect you like a REAL football helmet!
Mentor 1: It does when I’ve got MORT power!
Mentor 2: It’s okay, his head is thick enough to take it anyways.
Student: Yes, I have to wear the headband. It keeps the rest of my hair on until we’re actually picked to be with 11. C’mon coach, bend over and show him the scars where we stitched up your fake scalp.
Team member - guys, this is no time to go deep, trust me - yellow, we need more yellow. And remember when you two do the man love chest bump, don’t squish me by mistake. Now hold still.
(right) I’m choking, someone help.
(middle) here let me pick up my imaginary phone and call the imaginary police.
(left) Look even his head is turning yellow, is that bad?
Worried that the shiny bald head would mess with the robots’ vision sensing abilities, the referees told Da Bears to cover their coach’s head. The team happily obliged.
Here we see FIRST working at it’s finest. These fans have clearly been waiting to be where they are today. They have watched every match on webcasts, and played fantasy first to pass the time. And for the big day, they have gone all out to support their teams!
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On second though, maybe this is one of those areas where traditional sports can be improved upon.
