As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern. I’ll be on Curie with 2815; if you want to submit your entry in person, come by and say hello. (Look for the chops and the red shirts.)
Here lies Karthik Kanagasabapathy, after 1114 won the 2008 Championship their robot was turned on into autonomous and ran him over. On the brighter side, they did score 5 laps and 2 balls after doing so
After winning the championships, Karthik was near the confetti blowing machine. With all his might, his 120lb stature couldn’t hold on anymore. The whole crowd thought it was a tornado and he was like a piece of wood. smack onto the floor karthik goes.
[npoe] And to think I had actually done enough to goad Billfred into letting me be the subject of a caption contest. Alas.
Warning - “obligatory Karthik can’t sing caption” alert - I have to dig down deep to beat Taylor this week [/npoe]
No one at the Championship ever discovered the identity of the guy who knocked Karthik out cold after his latest singing escapade; however, judging from the party everyone held over his limp, unconscious body in celebration, I don’t think anyone really cared.
Derek Besette [singing]: “Karthik got run over by a robo–uh…” [falls next to Karthik]
In a possibly related story, the FIRST Segway Police arrested one T. Hoffman on charges of aggravated assault this week. He will no longer be able to compete in Caption Contests due to restraining orders involving Caption Contest subjects.
In one last attempt to get a t-shirt to his mother, Karthik pumps up the t-shirt cannon to incredible pressure. The resulting shock wave shredded the field decorations and knocked him out cold. Dome officials also want to talk to someone in NH about repairing that hole in the Dome fabric; reports of another tornado proved to be false.
[npoe] It’s only Tuesday and this is by far the best caption contest I have ever seen. When this is all over, somebody really ought to give Karthik a hug. [/npoe]
(inner monolague of a canandian)
Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
Brother Karthik, Brother Karthik.
Victory bells are ringing, Victory bells are ringing.
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong.
as 1114 wins the finals kathik falls to the ground in excitment after cheering for a really long time of coarse he fell to the ground because 1114’s bot decided to shoot a track ball at him filled with confetti so that he would stop cheeiring:D