Alright, so it’s Christmas. So I’m showing some goodwill (and invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule as well) and posting it early. The deadline is still next Friday at 9:00 PM.
The scores…
MissInformation 72
T. Hoffman 60
Gary Dillard 58
Greencactus3 58
JVN 51
Dlavery 51
Michelle 236 43
Dorienne Plait 41
DCA Fan 39
Andy Baker 37
GateRunner 37
Greg Needel 36
Elgin Clock 35
"Big Mike" 33
EddieMcD 33
Amanda Morrison 31
Jay H 237 31
Bcahn836 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Rich Wong 26
JosephM 20
Brandon Martus 19
Matt Attallah 19
Eugenia Gabrielov 19
Mike Ciance 18
Tkwetzel 16
Lil' Lavery 15
Shyra1353 14
VGMasterShadow 13
Astronouth7303 13
Kyle45 11
Wetzel 10
Tom Schindler 10
Jessica Boucher 8
DanielBCR 8
Squirrelrock 8
Aignam 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Arefin Bari 6
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
RogerR 5
Meli W. 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Yan Wang 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Denman 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Elgin: YES! I got my funky Safety goggles on… Bring it on Fluffy (team 180’s robot). Wait… turn 45 degrees left when you come close to me and go straight. ::evil laugh::
Sheesh, every time we bring Elgin somewhere, we lose him. First in Times Square, and now even before we left the playing field! That kid needs a cell phone.
YES! The balls are in place! Now all we need is an 8 ft. long 1 ft. dia. yellow plastic tube and our practical joke will be complete! Elgin peeks head up over ball What’s that you say? FIRST has never used 8 ft. long 1 ft. dia. yellow plastic tubes as game objects? Aw nuts, guess I’ll have to wait for the 2005 game in order to complete this prank - right Dave? In the meantime, I’ll just have to go grab that 2001 goal and lay it on its side…
In the new effort to please everyone in the Pit area - this is a new experiment. They are currently making “Flatulence Bubbles” to help get rid of the “Eau FIRST PIT” odor. Aparently the current people sited thought it would be funny to allow the robots to pop the bubbles - making a horiffic smell when playing.
“Like the legends of the Lock Ness Monster and Big Foot, the hideous and elusive Yellow-Ball Serpent of FIRST is known to prowl the back stages of the regional guarding its yellow embryos.
No photo have captured this elusive creature until now! (Of cause it has to wear safety glasses, this is FIRST, NO exception, mystical or not mystical!)”
And now we see two nerds in their native environment, very protective of their gathered field objects. It would be very dangerous to approach them now, as we can see the larger male is displaying aggression.
Person on the left: “Sheesh Elgin, how come I always get stuck being the BACK END when we dress up as a ‘Big Lumpy Yellow Caterpillar Thingy’ for Halloween?!?”
Elgin: “Hey Mini-Tytus, want to play peekaboo?” ducks down, comes back up PEEKABOO! ducks down, comes back up again PEEKABOO!
Kevin: “Oh gosh, I’m never coming out.”
