Genia prepares for the 2009 IRI eating contest against reigning champion Dave “Bottomless Pit” Lavery. Personal trainer Amanda “Slowpoke” Morrison says, “Genia’s almost ready for the event; she just needs to get down to not using the fork to face Mr. Lavery.” Mr. Lavery could not be reached for comment on what the bet was that he was taking; Genia and Amanda refused to comment.
Cake: “Genia, what are you going to do with that knife?”
Genia: “I’m going to cut you up in bite sized portions and eat you.”
Cake: “I wouldn’t do that, I’ll make you break out…in zits.”
Genia: “I don’t care, I love chocolate.”
Teammate: “Is Genia talking to that piece of cake?”
All of a sudden Genia yells “Death to Chocolate!!!”
William Cakespeare tries out a few lines from his newest play, The Baker of Kokomo:
“I am a cake. Hath not a cake frosting? Hath not a cake milk, flour, eggs, sugar, cocoa, butter; mixed with the same beater, subject to the same bad cooking, prepared by the same baker, warmed and cooled by the same oven and refrigerator as a pie is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?..”
Eugenia: "LET’S FIND OUT!!! STAB STAB STAB
William Cakespeare: Bleeding raspberry sauce “AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!”
For her birthday, Genia’s team let her actually use the joystick to drive the robot! Here we see her showing her appreciation as the robot moved in circles.
(At least, she thought it was a joystick.::safety:: She did begin to suspect something when the base of the controller started to break apart:ahh: …but chocolate-raspberry cake being shoved into her mouth distracted he long enough to not worry about it much. )
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