A well fed AndyB can actually produce a dozen Jaguars in less than a day, ejecting the complete devices through his mouth
And this children is where we produce the Jaguar Electronic Speed Controllers. Do not try this at home, Andy has been trained since birth to produce only the highest quality ESCs.
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Seriously, this is NOT a jab against the Jaguars or their manufacturing process, I just wanna know if this is a violation of any workplace safety rules.
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Andy the speed controller connoisseur tastes his first Jaguar:
“Hmmmm, Full-bodied texture…yet very light and flaky…has a distinct smoky aroma… This product is well-suited for bold risk-takers who like to live dangerously…”
Introducing the FIRST diet: A jaguar for breakfast, one for lunch, and a sensible dinner!
Everybody dreams of becoming a cyborg, but this is ridiculous!
Stumped as to how to fit everything onto his control board, Andy chews on the problem a little.
Uhhh waiter, this Jaguar is burned…I requested it only be fried…:mad:
Andy fell asleep in electronics class and had a dream that his mother made him a big batch of brownies. Andy ate all of them.
When he woke up all of the jaguars, in class, were missing.
I should’a gone to private school.
Cat got your tongue, Andy?
Dictionary of FIRST Idioms - “Put your Speed Controller in your mouth”
Definition- You “Put your Speed Controller in your Mouth” when you say something that makes your veteran team member feel embarrassed in front of the rookies.
Top 3 “Put your Speed Controller in your Mouth”
- “Oh, don’t worry about reverse wiring, it will not damage the Jaguar.”
- “Voltage? Sure anything from 12v-18v will work with no problem.”
- “Don’t worry about ventilation, that is what the fan shield is for.”
See Caption contest photo #258.
No, no, NO! You’ve got it all wrong! Andy is OBVIOUSLY trying to impersonate “Muzzy, the titular furry green extraterrestrial who was jailed for eating parking meters in the town square.*” With no nearby parking meters or clocks, he has been forced to eat Jaguars!
(Note: He still has to work on growing the green fuzz. He’s not a Chia-pet; it takes some time.)
Fried Jaguars… yummm… delicious…
And now Andy only runs one way… backward.
How many licks does it take to get to the center, Andy?
There are no great robotics geeks who don’t have a bit of robot mixed in.
Andy using his own method to mark + and - on the Jaguar. However this method is not approved by the Dental Association of America.
It’s still Monday!
First place goes to:
Second place goes to:
Honorable mentions go to:
- Al Skierkiewicz
- Barry Bonzack
- Don Rotolo
- Andrew Schrieber
- Wayne Doenges
- Chris is me
- Akash Rastogi
And the burn award goes to:
Which means the scores are:
Taylor 143 rocketperson44 137 Travis Hoffman 132 Don Rotolo 127 EricH 127 GaryVoshol 119 JaneYoung 118 Wayne Doenges 106 Karibou 102 kramarczyk 96 lingomaniac88 84 Al Skierkiewicz 79 Barry Bonzack 72 rtfgnow 64 AndyB 58 EricS-Team180 37 SlaminSwimster 32 dodar 32 Steve W 32 Anna B. 30 Akash Rastogi 26 Rich Wong 23 acdcfan259 21 InfernoX14 19 bobwrit 19 Andy Baker 17 typharn91 17 Lions for First 15 Schnabel 14 Jeff Rodriguez 14 Water Bandit23 13 FoXy92 12 KathieK 12 rsisk 12 Enigma's puzzle 12 Michelle Celio 11 BlondeNerd 10 tim_reiher 10 Elgin Clock 9 boomergeek 8 Dan Swando 8 RMiller 8 Chris is me 7 andrew348 7 Mr. Pockets 6 George1902 5 FRC4ME 5 Diriye 4 Tito H. 4 "Big Mike" 4 Greg Needel 3 taylort 3 whlspacedude 3 ZakuAce 3 Alex Cormier 3 cobrawanabe1699 3 FlyingCrayons 3 GillSt.Bernards 3 Andrew Schreiber 2 Hachiban VIII 2 James1902 2 Jared341 2 Jay H 237 2 KarenH 2 Katie_UPS 2 NorviewsVeteran 2 Pat McCarthy 2 The Pre 2 basicxman 2 LittleSwimmer14 2 Raumiester2010 2 Rick TYler 2 Bharat Nain 1 Chief Pride 1 Cuog 1 Daniel_LaFleur 1 Dave Scheck 1 Dorienne 1 ExarKun666 1 Ioski 1 Kyle 1 Libby K 1 MoeMom 1 mtaman02 1 Protronie 1 Richard 1 skimoose 1 Zach Purser 1 Zyik 1