CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

Akash Rastogi	10
Barry Bonzack	5
AndyB	3
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Daniel_LeFleur	2
GaryVoshol	2
JaneYoung	2
KarenH	2
Karibou	2
kramarczyk	2
lingomaniac88	2
Matt Attallah	2
Mr. Pockets	2
rocketperson44	2
rsisk	2
Taylor	2
Travis Hoffman	2
bobwrit	1
CHI DONG08	1
Chief Pride	1
Chris is me	1
dodar	1
Don Rotolo	1
EricH	1
Lil' Lavery	1
NorviewsVeteran	1
rtfgnow	1
Steve W	1
Wayne Doenges	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/32882

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Being an engineer on the cutting edge of innovation and all…how the heck did Raul not see the takeover of his own creatures coming? …Oh right, those championship banners were blocking his view.

Om Nom Nom.

How Wildstang motivates the unmotivated: “See, kids? The ones we don’t send over to Hammond, IN get a little one-on-one time with the robots.”

Um, I don’t think that’s what Dottie meant when she said to “get your head in the game.”

Welcome to Wildstang: the leaders in robotic innovation. Wildstang makes all other robots obsolete. Doing dishes, delivering the mail, patrolling the cities for crime, activities that you know as done by humans will soon be a thing of the past. Wildstang robots will be everywhere, functioning in ways you can only imagine, including national defense. But that is only the beginning. Soon Wildstang will launch its newest technology in computer networking, allowing all Wildstang robots to communicate with one another and be completely autonomous from all human control; Skynet…

There goes Raul, thinking inside the box again.

Wildstang’s 2009 robot attempts to pick up a Wild Cell. While worth over 100 points, it requires the robot to detach the cell from a “commander torso”, located in the middle of the field.

Press Release:

Local Robotics Team Invents Revolutionary MRI Machine

This new device takes Magnetic Resonance Imaging to the next level, where the patient need not remain motionless. In fact, its scanning technology is so advanced it can even capture and diagnose reluctant patients without the use of external restraints!

Medical, law enforcement, and veterinary professionals will find it useful for scanning the mentally ill, small children, criminals–even wild animals. Includes lie detector at no extra charge.

Contact Team Wildstang for ordering information.

This is what happens when you steal from Beatty - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9cvZ_HKrCw - the built in super-secret decoder-ring comes in the design. And when it’s activated,the robot turns on you.

Here we see Wild Stang’s answer to the problem of having enough 2009 playng pieces. It can replicate any Cell from organic or inorganic material thus it’s also great for the environment. Here we see it ingesting a UDT (Unidentified Dead Thing).

This is Raul’s way of being “one with the bot” by getting a new perspective on mechanical design. Successful as it was, it needs more work before being released on an unsuspecting public.

“Hey, look! A Cheeto!!”

Failed Marketing Concept #203: Wild Stang bed pillows.

Raul couldn’t find his thinking cap so he improvised, showing the true and full measure of being a geek.

And this, boys and girls, is what happends when you attempt to shut off one of our robotic overlords.

OK OK!!! We wont stick you in the crate without a nightlight!

In 2009, Wildstang built a robot that could rip people’s heads off. By threatening referees and opposing pilots, they managed to breeze through Einstein undefeated and take the championship title.

I don’t even want to know what kind of monstrosities they committed to earn the Chairman’s Award a few years back…

Save a life. Become an organ donor.

Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies

<npoe>I couldn’t stop myself</npoe>