Vader: Paaauul, join the Dark Siiiiide.
Copioli: What are you talking about…? This is FIRST.
Vader: Paaaul, don’t be so ignorant. I meant IFIIIIII
Copioli: Wait…JVN…is that you?
Vader: >.>…<.< …Yessss, join me Paaauuulll, come to the Daaark Siiiide
Copioli: Ok ok let’s see here…If I join IFI, what’s in it for me? Do I get a lightsaber?
Vader: Noooo, but you get a shiney laserrrrr! And a nice corner off-Copioli cuts him off
Copioli: DEAL! When do I start?
First day of work:
Vader looks around at burning office.
Vader: Whyyyyyyyyy??? I trusted you Paaauul, we could’ve run IFI as an empire! Get out of here! You’re FIRED!
Copioli: …Can I keep my laser though?
Vader crying: Huh?..Uh yea sure…whatever.
Vader while cleaning up: Well…at least I still have my interns.
Coffee guy walks in
K: Here’s your megamocha latte sir, extra frothy just the way you like.
Vader: Why thank you, Karthik. Go back to your desk now.
(Photo is passed about at annual super-villain convention)
Joker: Ha, Vader is that you? Ha ha wow! What, have they got you speaking at FIRST competitions now? Going all GP and geek, eh?
Vader: What? Never! I wasn’t there for the competition. I was just, uh…scouting about to see if there were any good battle robot designs for another bid to take over the gal-
(Sauron leans over the Joker’s shoulder to see the photo)
Sauron: Vader! Are those…those aren’t safety googles, are they?
Vader: Silence! They wouldn’t let me in without them.
(Joker and Sauron burst into laughter)
Vader thinking to himself: Curse you FIRST. At this rate Voldemort is going to be calling me for tech support. My reputation as a super-villain is RUINED! RUINED!!!
No, no, no. You’ve got this all wrong, guys. Obviously, this picture was taken a long time ago. This was the FIRST ever Darth Vader created in history. I always wondered what happened to the best mentor in history.
As an absentee father, Darth never did build a healthy relationship with Luke, so he decided to try harder with his younger son… “Billfred… who’s your daddy…”
It just goes to show you that even a master of the dark side of the Force can’t protect himself from flying debris in the pits. In actuality this is scene from an upcoming movie “The Force meets FRC”, but you know the ending.
While the prototype of the death ray goggles seemed awkward to Vader, he was surprised at how easily they allowed him to move around the robot development proving grounds.