Peacock singing*:Right now you bet I’m gonna drive this bot here
the reign of Daisy is drawing near
I’ll drive the coolest robot here,
and it’s gonna be totally awesome
Daisy mascot: “There’s a reason giant blue peacocks don’t get lead roles in musicals. Just drive the robot already!”
*Begin video at 3:43 for the music to go with this
Although often unable to get along naturally in the wild, both daisies and peacocks are quite majestic and peaceful species. The world can become a better place if we took the time to learn from those different from ourselves.
I swear officer! I’m licensed and registered to drive this robot! I’d show you, but the robot stole my info so it could it drive itself, autonomously! Are you buying it yet?
Peacock: “All right, everyone! I will now do a trick!”
Daisy: “What sort of trick?”
Peacock: “I will make the robot disappear!”
Daisy: “With me watching?”
Peacock: “Yep. Watch closely now… Abracadabra…” grabs sticks and drives the robot at random bystanders until they run, then hides robot behind his tail “See, it’s gone.”
Daisy: “This is really going to be hard to explain to the mentors…”
Oy…Pop Peacock always said there’d be days like this…
I’ve got a headache THISSSSSSS big - and it’s got this Miss Daisy Safety Captain written all over it. Just where are YOUR safety glasses, you bloomin’ hypocrite?
Good thing it’s Virtual NASCAR. You take your hands off the controls like that in real NASCAR, bad things are gonna happen. Bad things, but pretty things, as peacock feathers blanket the whole site.
Referee: Put your hands in the air and step away from the control sticks. You have been disqualified from the competition for a lack of Gracious Professionalism. You are hereby charged with one count of cockiness and two counts of fowl play.
