Here we see the ‘Bad Idea Committee’ during a working lunch.
When you come to a fork in the robot, take it.
The new “Safety Screener 5000” checks for safety glasses. This picture taken seconds before failing the test.
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Guy in the yellow shirt (in the background): (thinking) “Hmm…I wonder how long it will take him to realize that the battery died?”
The obvious question is “whose job did this robot take away? And are they happy about this?”
How many engineers does it take to eat a salad?
Here is a demonstration of Salad Bar by Committee! It works but the throughput is slower than kindergarten class on a field trip to McD’s.
To whomever nudged my girlfriend to remind me about judging the caption contest: I wasn’t that oblivious. 
First place goes to:
Second place goes to:
Honorable mentions go to:
- Mr. Pockets
- Travis Hoffman
- kramarczyk
- lingomaniac88
- Wayne Doenges
- Katie_UPS
- JaneYoung
- GaryVoshol
- rtfgnow
- rsisk
- Akash Rastogi
- Karibou
And the burn award goes to:
Which means the scores are:
Travis Hoffman 45
lingomaniac88 40
AndyB 37
Ryan Simpson 35
Akash Rastogi 34
Taylor 33
kramarczyk 31
JaneYoung 31
rsisk 30
GaryVoshol 25
EricH 24
rocketperson44 24
Don Rotolo 22
Karibou 21
Mr. Pockets 21
rtfgnow 21
Wayne Doenges 19
Barry Bonzack 18
Al Skierkiewicz 18
dodar 17
Chris is me 16
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Rich Wong 11
NorviewsVeteran 10
Katie_UPS 10
Steve W 9
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
delsaner 6
KarenH 4
DRAKE343 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
RMiller 2
Tito H. 2
jmanela 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
GillSt.Bernards 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1
Onward!