CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #280

This one should be dynamite.

The scores after the last round:

Travis Hoffman	55
GaryVoshol	55
Ryan Simpson	54
lingomaniac88	54
rsisk	47
AndyB	46
JaneYoung	45
Taylor	44
Don Rotolo	40
Mr. Pockets	39
Akash Rastogi	37
EricH	36
kramarczyk	35
Karibou	30
rtfgnow	30
Wayne Doenges	28
Al Skierkiewicz	26
Chris is me	25
rocketperson44	24
Barry Bonzack	23
dodar	21
Katie_UPS	16
delsaner	14
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
NorviewsVeteran	12
Rich Wong	12
Steve W	9
Matt Attallah	7
GillSt.Bernards	6
BrendanB	5
KarenH	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
RMiller	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
jmanela	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
J93Wagner	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda Saturday at midnight Eastern.


“So, yellow means go really, really fast, right?”
“No, it means that we’ve been too aggressive.”
“But there aren’t any other robots around!”
“That’s because you tipped three-quarters of them over already.”

This week we have an Audio contest entry…

those without Audio
[spoiler]…Ramming speed!.. <steam whistle sound>[/spoiler]


And the parade was disrupted when the sensor saw the yellow light, and the robot changed from “Drive Straight” to “Turn Left”. The crowd scattered.

“Little Robbie”, the 2009 robot did not make it into the intersection before the light turned yellow. Little Robbie was never seen again. sniff

Autonomous robot meets traffic light:

Robot: Okay, I’ve seen pink on green. Red on green, okay, maybe. But with a yellow in between? This is the weirdest vision target I’ve ever seen! What kind of trailer am I following? Ah, the heck with this. There’s a really good-looking robot on the other side of the street. Time to work some magic. drives off

Drivers: I guess the cRIO is so powerful that it gives the robot a mind of its own. Holy mackerel.

Ok kids, make sure that fishing line doesn’t break or the robot is going into the bay.

The robot can keep up because it’s got speed holes.

The Tribe goes on to prove that their robot really did have the pulling power they claimed by pulling and entire Memorial Day Parade.

There they go, off and around… a POTHOLE!

TRIBE wanted to see if they could push Truck Town.

[npoe]needs to be reworded to be witty[/npoe]

Student: “Don’t look now but we are being followed and it doesn’t look friendly.”

Robot: “Hey, move it! Beep, beep, beep!
You drive like an Edsel. Move it! Honk! Honk!
Hey you make me miss the light again and I’m late for work. Beep, beep!
What’s the matter, you can find the gas pedal? Beeeeeeep!”

Student on the truck: “This year our robot pick up some really bad driving habits after going to the NYC Regional! “

237 just couldn’t seem to score on one trailer in particular; the alleged “non-regulation wheels” were to be named the cause by some. Others simply said, “Please dude, don’t get behind the horses again.”

Robot singing: I love a parade… oh wait,they need a push NOW?!? Sheesh!

I’m coming boys, everything is under control!

Coming this summer… Tremors V: Robot Death Worms.

Everybody get in the truck!

Thank you thank you. Me! oh no it was all you. Thank you thank you all

Go fast, turn left?

Even the presence of legally-designed bumpers could not quell the dread the little bot felt as it ventured out onto the New England roadways among the millions of insane drivers who terrorize that region daily.

Stars and Stripes trekkin, across the universe, only going forward, 'cause we can’t find reverse.