CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #283

It’s that time again!

The scores after the last round:

JaneYoung	67
GaryVoshol	60
lingomaniac88	60
Ryan Simpson	59
Travis Hoffman	59
Taylor	56
rsisk	52
AndyB	49
Don Rotolo	47
Mr. Pockets	42
EricH	41
Akash Rastogi	39
kramarczyk	37
Karibou	33
Wayne Doenges	33
rtfgnow	32
Al Skierkiewicz	30
Chris is me	28
Barry Bonzack	24
rocketperson44	24
Rich Wong	22
dodar	22
Katie_UPS	18
NorviewsVeteran	17
delsaner	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
BrendanB	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Matt Attallah	7
GillSt.Bernards	7
KarenH	4
RMiller	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
J93Wagner	3
jmanela	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda possibly theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.


TNT volunteer: rtfg, it looks like you do not have a WAI.
rtfg: WHAT? Nonsense.

TNT official: Hey, look, it’s EricH!
Alex and another volunteer turn to look
official: changes scores Oops, my bad. It was only Alex.
Alex and other volunteer: Darn. notice something Why you little–there’s going to be a Tempest in Tampa now, buddy!

[npoe]Combine --I’m on the right–and to get an idea how close the resemblance would be about now.[/npoe]

Black Shirt: silent fart hope noone smells that

Green shirt on Left: whats that smell?

Second guy from the left: No, put the orange one on the floor and the blue one on the ceiling. Now jump through the orange one…

Guy on the right: Wait a minute. Why are you playing Portal? Shouldn’t you be handling the field computer? Stop slacking, you lazy numbskull!

A photo taken a split-second after the scoring table noticed that someone had brought some real Trinitrotoluene to the venue. Notice rtfgnow reaching for his metallized Nomex hood…

Being around all this TNT makes me a little nervous.

Sitting down TNT guy thought bubble: Who knew a robot could move that fast!

rtfgnow thought bubble: Man, they’re never gonna ask me back to run the FMS

TNT guy with odd head shaped shoulder growth thought bubble: Whatever you do, don’t push the…oh dang, too late

And the award for Least-Obvious-WAI goes to …


This is his third nomination this evening. He has already won Most Confusing WAI and Most People in a WAI.

TNT: We Know “Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh”.

Man, so much seriousness, passion, and awesomeness in one photo. And all of that was accomplished without looking at the camera. Belongs as album art!

Alex: You know guys, I really love bacon except when it explodes and makes a big mess. Just look at that. Pigs flying everywhere while I’m trying to krunch numbers. ducks Whoa, looks like they’re using some TNT in the mix so watch out!

Computer: “A strange game.”
TNT staff: “Wait, what did you click?”
rtfg: “I just ran 5th gear with all AI, why?”
Computer: “How about a nice game of chess?

Guy standing on left: "Hey look! Isn’t that Dean Kamen?.
two in front look
Guy in black: click, click, click
Announcer: “Correction, Team Krunch has won TNT!”

Hey! Where’s that guy going with the M&M Cookies?

Me: Ok. 3, 2, 1. GO. We are now streaming straight onto all screens at Ra Cha Cha Ruckus and their webcast. Teach them to hold an event on the same weekend as our off season.

Ref: Wow the four of you are missing a great match. Must be some dang interesting code you’re writing there.
Rtfgnow: Yep, sure is. (Thinks to himself: Thank goodness he didn’t actually take a look.)

Guy in yellow TNT shirt on the right: “Nice game of minesweeper you’ve got going on there. So you’re done with the elimination brackets already?”
rftgnow: “Look away…everybody…don’t make eye contact…”


As squirrel is to dog, ______ is to teenage boy.

A. internet enabled phone
B. swerve drive
C. girl
D. Halo 4

TNT guy: What’s taking so long?
Alex: Just waiting for my code to compile…