The GDC originally planned on using humorously large and heavy tires for Rack ‘n’ Roll. After realizing that the field reset crew would be too weak to lug them around the field by around the seventh match, they decided to use pool tubes instead.
FIRST wanted Michelin as a sponsor. Here the GDC evaluates using them as supplier of the gamepiece. Underneath that tire is a (now) very short FTC-bot.
Obviously her mother never told her that her face would freeze like that. Such is the way in the world where the rubber meets the road and there’s no such thing as a flat tire without a cause.
Girl with the tire: “Gah, I can’t do this. It’s just too much.”
(cue corny commercial music)
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(end commercial)
Girl eat’s shroom: “Omg nom nom”
Onlooker: "Hey now, you can’t use steroids for this. That’s just not GP. I’m a fraid we’re going to have to…OH MY GOSH. RUN!!!
Here we see the field reset crew rescuing Calum Pearson. Calum greatly regrets accepting the part of Plow-E in the live action version of the game animation that Paul Lazarus suggested for the 2010 kickoff.
A man and a woman approach Dean Kamen, looking for a job. Dean Kamen says “Each of you must preform a task to get this job.” The man is given a car tire. “Now throw it over that post.” He does. “You get the job.” The woman approaches and before Dean can say anything she says “I’ve been fighting the system all my life trying to make it in a mans world. You are probably going to make me throw 10 tires over that pole and if I miss one, I don’t get the job.” Dean says “No, no, no. You just have to throw one tire.”
[npoe This was in no means to be sexist. If you are offended, I’m sorry npoe]