Now for the question–will Gary Dillard’s home-picture advantage be enough to overtake Heidi for first place?
(and Gary, for my sake…please, don’t nearly kill anyone this week. And Heidi, I’d advise you to hold off the peppermints this week when reading this thread. :rolleyes:)[size=2]
Announcer: After a painful blow to the head by Gary Dillard, Billfred falls to the floor. It is rumored that the slap was so powerful it knocked the poor fellow out cold! Gary and spectators stand above Billfred, waiting for him to come back to consciousne—Oh wait! He seems to have woken up, and…oh you will not believe this folks, but he has just left the building! Billfred seemed to have been so scared of the look on Gary Dillard and the spectators’ faces that he fled the scene! Let’s replay that…yep you can see the deathly pale face, and his horrified expression, oh my! Goodness, this was one interesting round of Smack the Billyfred. Wow. I haven’t seen anything like this…
girl on right "that’s funny, i thought i left the robot right here… man in frontmaybe if i stare at this spot long enough it’ll reappear…maybe…please?..awww miannnnn
(things do sprout legs and walk away after all…)
Gary: “For the last time… Listen and listen good, you go back and tell “Miss Information” , I meant Heidi, that I am going to take the number one spot away from her……
I’m going to knock her off the top spot… because we are…”
SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”
Gary: “I am unstoppable because I am…”
Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooo SPAM!”
Gary:” pause ah no… it is because I am funnier than Heidi and I AM… ”
SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”
116 team member on the floor, “OK, OK, any thing you say….PLEASE!!! just make them stop with the chanting the SPAM….”
SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”
Girl on the right, “What is it?”
Guy on the left, " I dunno"
Guy in the back, " Looks familiar"
Guy in center, " Its a freshmen a newbie"
All, " oooooo ahhhhhh"
“Hey, I’ll leave the lid up and you keep hitting the copy button, then we’ll see who can stare at the light in the photo copier the longest! Remember, if you blink, you’re out.
Oh yeah, one last thing. When we’re done I want one of the copies for my Who Am I pic on Chief Delphi. I know it’s bound to scare the heck out of everyone who looks at it!”
<makes note to take more pictures of Billfred in compromising situations> OK everyone, be kind. Have I ever poked fun at you? OK, maybe Heidi. and JVN. And Dave Lavery. and Andy Baker. and … all right, I guess I deserve it.
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Gary: “What’s this on the floor? ‘Team 71 2005 strategy and design notebook’?”
Tiffany, Dan, Matt, April: “MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE…”
Gary: <Remembers Gracious Professionalism> DRAT! I better call Bill and get this in the mail.
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In the year 2005 AD.
The preparations for the regionals were beginning.
Kid 1; What happen?
Kid 2; Someone set up us the bot.
Kid 3; We get signal.
Kid 1; What?
Kid 3; Main screen turn on.
Kid 1; It’s you.
Gary; HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN?
Gary; ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US.
Gary; YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DELETION.
Kid 1; What you say?
Gary; YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Gary; HAHAHA
Kid 1; Take off every bot.
Kid 1; For great tetras.
Kid 1; I know what I’m doing.
Dave Lavery’ tattooed - I’d post a picture but I’m afraid it violates the forum rules”