OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[singing]Over the steel bar and through the field
to grandmother’s house we go…
“Faster than a speeding building, able to leap tall bullets in a single bound.”
Woody can do the moonwalk in mid air, wowsers!
I’m going to dinner in my sneakers; I’m about to ask my date out to it.
actual entry: “This isn’t flying, it’s called ‘falling with style’!”
heh, and then the idea that came out of a sugar-loaded brain… “Wahahahaha behold, I am the mighty Woody! Boingy boingy boingy boingy hehehehehehe this is fuuuuuun. Ack! No no no no no! Daaaave! Don’t turn the gravity back on yet! Just five more minutes? Pleeeeeaase?”
as dean would say, it’s a “controlled fall” 
“… and after many years of confidential development at MIT, I am proud to show you … the Invisible Bicycle!”
AB
sigh And I have to come after Andy’s post… I’d have to say his is pretty darn good.
Anyways… my entry:
“I didn’t know this was a track competition, too! At least I brought my running shoes for the hurdles…”
-Schlink
-Ooo 25’s autonomous goes off way too early.
-And ouch.
-I think we may just have to call him Flowers now.
“Let’s see that 6 Flags guy beat this!”
'Wait till Dean sees THIS!" 
watch out! robot gone wild!! woody to the rescue!!
lol-should be
watch out-woody gone wild-robot to the rescue!
Ahahahahahahahaha…
Lovin’ that one…
“Look sharp and still be able to leap when you need to, the flowers’ fine clothes shop”
(edit, or as close as i can come to it)
does it disturb you that 2 out of the top 3 are from team 116? 
:yikes:
Yeah… There must be some of those creative juices they always talk about mixed in the local water supply down in Herndon, VA.:rolleyes:
You people just can’t make it easy on me, can you?
First place: Brandon Martus. It’s just so nuts that it cracks me up.
Second place: Lil’ Lavery…although I thought the sneakers thing was a Ben Stein thing.
Honorable mentions, all good for twofers (in no particular order):
-Jeff Wagelin
-Mike Ciance, f/k/a afflictionblade (mainly so I can remember to merge those two in the rankings)
-Vivelation
-Andrew Rudolph
-George1083
-MissInformation
Onward!