CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

Other Games/Trivia
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So here’s the thirtieth–wait, thirtieth? (looks back, to make sure his math is correct)

Holy cow, this calls for a special picture.

But first, some formalities, like the scores…


  MissInformation	83
  Gary Dillard	80
  Dlavery	71
  T. Hoffman	70
  Greencactus3	66
  JVN	53
  Dorienne Plait	48
  Jay H 237	47
  Michelle 236	45
  DCA Fan	45
  GateRunner	43
  Elgin Clock	41
  Andy Baker	39
  Greg Needel	38
  Amanda Morrison	37
  EddieMcD	36
  Eugenia Gabrielov	35
  Rich Wong	34
  "Big Mike"	34
  Bcahn836	33
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  Tkwetzel	26
  VGMasterShadow	23
  Matt Attallah	20
  JosephM	20
  Brandon Martus	19
  Shyra1353	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Kyle45	18
  Lil' Lavery	15
  Astronouth7303	15
  Tom Schindler	12
  Squirrelrock	12
  Richardp	10
  Jessica Boucher	10
  Wetzel	10
  Arefin Bari	9
  Aignam	9
  Koko Ed	8
  DanielBCR	8
  Steve W	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Ken Patton	4
  Nehalita	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Denman	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  Marc P.	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  Jake177	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Killerofkiller	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  Cyberguy34000	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  JamizzleHavok13	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Pit Bull 1126	1
  Sanddrag	1

And the reminder that entries are due midnight Saturday…

…and I guess I’ve run out of excuses. So here goes nothing:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_party_2004/index/p6126601.html

(runs)

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Dave: Dont tell me how to do it, I can open the can by myself. seeeeeee…

<not related to the thread>

Billfred is really going to get smooshed by gary and dave. I think i will help gary and dave. WHERES THE DUCT TAPE!!!

</not related to the thread>

3

This… THIS? I’m drinking a Diet Coke, can’t I get let off the Krispy Kream thing for once, I’m trying to live a HEALTHY lifestyle here…

4

And then the rover jumped into the crater like this

5

"Pssst. Gary? You still down there? OK! She’s distracted…

Now when you’re done with Billfred…;)"

6

Heidi: whispering And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we’re in public…
Dave: glares Don’t make me dump my Diet Coke on you…

7

Dave puts on his best sexy “come hither” look, unbuttoning the top button on his shirt for maximum macho man effect

“Heyyyy, sweet thang. Why don’t you come over here and give me a little sugah? This Diet Coke just ain’t cuttin’ it.”

8

Dave’s autonomous code and vision system has locked onto the gray of Heidi’s shirt and it is only a matter of seconds before he goes in for the kill. His mighty end effector to be used in the attack was witnessed in Billfred’s Unofficial CD Caption Contest #26 a few weeks ago.

9

“Yes, its a diet coke. What are you laughing at? Don’t make me backhand you…”

10

“what do you mean…diet coke is a form of rocket fuel???”

11

Dave, " This will make a good hint for the 2006 season, uh oh someone is coming" (slips paper into diet coke can) “Step back or I will get my specially modified NASA space gun again like in caption contest 26”

12

watch and learn kiddies, i can stuff my hand into this tiny Diet Coke can! it’s all in the physics.

13

I wonder how the diet Coke would look in her hair?!

14

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s… it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.
:wink:
(sorry if the girl in pink is really a guy in pink… I couldn’t tell)

15

Davethoughtfully: well…think of the Chinese lantern as Phobos and this here 'lil Coke can as a small asteroid…

16

Head obey my command: explode!

17

Dave:“No you need more snap like this (Demonstrates) now look if you are gonna model you need to keep the pounds down so drink diet.”
Heidi: “Look Dave your O.K…no,no,no this cant get on CD I dont even have my camera on me right now.” (checks to make sure someone else is waiting with camera)
Dave:“I swear it pays good just look at my shiny watch isnt it fabulous!!”

18

dave: did you just make fun of my soda?

19

“No, that is not a Diet Coke stain! Nope, it isn’t! Nope!
…
Go away…”

20

Dave; This is the Dietus Coketus, look at my grip, Oh, MY WONDEROUS GRIP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Guess what? I have a can. Of soda. Oh, and by the way. ALL YOUR SODA ARE BELONG TO ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now hand over all your Krispy Kremes. What are you looking at? Don’t make come over there. You’ll be sssssoooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy.

There is a moral of this story, somewhere. Oh yeah, never trust Dave with a can of soda and a squirt gun. Or you’ll be sorry. :smiley: