CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31

Yep, it’s that time again. The scores:


  MissInformation	86
  Gary Dillard	82
  Dlavery	73
  T. Hoffman	72
  Greencactus3	68
  Dorienne Plait	58
  JVN	54
  Jay H 237	48
  DCA Fan	46
  Michelle 236	45
  GateRunner	44
  Elgin Clock	41
  Rich Wong	39
  Andy Baker	39
  Greg Needel	38
  Amanda Morrison	38
  Eugenia Gabrielov	37
  EddieMcD	36
  "Big Mike"	34
  Bcahn836	34
  Tkwetzel	28
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  VGMasterShadow	25
  JosephM	22
  Matt Attallah	20
  Kyle45	20
  Brandon Martus	19
  Shyra1353	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Lil' Lavery	15
  Astronouth7303	15
  Squirrelrock	13
  Richardp	12
  Tom Schindler	12
  Arefin Bari	11
  Jessica Boucher	10
  Wetzel	10
  Koko Ed	9
  Aignam	9
  DanielBCR	9
  Steve W	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Nehalita	5
  Ken Patton	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Denman	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  JamizzleHavok13	3
  Marc P.	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Killerofkiller	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Cyberguy34000	2
  Pit Bull 1126	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1
  Stephen Kowski	1
 

And the picture, to keep the theme going…

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_party_2004/index/p6126602.html

(runs more)

“And this is how you open a pop can”

“Well, gee, Heidi, thanks for bringing me that “sugah” I wanted in #30, but this Diet Coke still tastes like crap. I think I’ll go borrow a cup from Gary…his captions are always “sweeter” than yours, so maybe his sugar is, too. Now away with you! I’m on a mission, and it ain’t to Mars!”

Dave begins his journey for sweet satisfaction in the next picture - http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_party_2004/index/p6126604.html. Of course, Heidi can’t stand to be spurned like this and prepares to exact cowardly revenge upon an unwitting Dave for his disloyalty. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…

Little does Dave know he’s about to be sprayed with bubbly sugar water at very, very high speed.

Heidi: Okay, is the can THAT INTERESTING that you can’t even listen to what i’m SAYING?
Dave: hmm? oh…what?

“wow i can’t believe how much smaller my feet are compared to this diet coke can.” :eek:

“if i just stare at this can long enough will they stop bothering me on what next years game and clue is!?”

“shall i make a robot that can open this Diest Coke can for me!?”

so you say a pop tab is the answer to making a robot last over a year in space…only a rocket scientist could figure that one out! :slight_smile:

Darn robot, making me work to the fingernails down… god, anyone want to help a poor mentor here?

Dave: The answer is NO.

Heidi: Please…… I promise.

Dave: No. No. And no.

Heidi: I really promise this time. Cross my heart and…

Dave: N. O. You had your last chance.

Heidi: One more chance…. pa leeeezzzzz. You are leaving me with nothing to do!

Dave: Don’t care. You know my terms.

Heidi: pause Alright….You win, I will give up my Photoshop for a year… now will you forgive me?

(The following was a fictional situation, ‘cause Heidi would never have begged or would promised and just switch to Adobe Illustrator) :wink:

Inside Dave’s Brain: “It’s just a jump to the left… and a step to the riiiiiiiiight…”

Either that, or the pelvic thrust really has driven him insane.

I wonder if I just stare at this can long enough and ignore her she’ll just go away?

Dave: “You know Heidi, I am really disappointed with the decorations you got for this “My Rover Landed on Mars” party. I mean, even third graders know that Mars is red and not yellow!”

Super Bowl, P-Diddy, Diet Pepsi.
Super Bowl of Smarts, Dave Lavery, Diet Coke.
'nuf said. I’ll have a Diet Coke please.

“I have had ENOUGH of these stupid soda tabs…
*thinks “I will invent a super-uber-awesome-mega-bot that will eliminate all soda tabs!!!” *
Mwahahahaha!”

“the store was out of dew dave i am soooo sorry”

INCOMING NEWS REPORT

    FIRSTers Dave and Heidi get soaked after a soda explosion at the Robot Party 2004, which was located in a remote location. Both FIRSTers are well known in the FIRST Universe and in Chief Delphi. This happened as the aftermath of the infamous "Robot Horror Picture Show" incident that caused many to picture horrible thoughts. Heidi is known for her Photoshop calling cards, mostly those that insult Dave. The "soaking" caused only minor damage.

Heidi: “Dave, I have a serious concern: I think that BillFred might use this picture in his caption contest, and people might be getting sick of the similar pictures from this robot party. I’m not comfortable saying anything to him about this, but he will listen to you.”

Dave: “Yeah, this is like the 4th photo he has used. I’ll tactfully suggest that he moves on to other pictures, maybe from other robot parties. He is a good young man, that BillFred, and he is doing such a lovely job. I hope he takes this input well.”

Heidi: “I am glad we talked. Thanks, Dave.”

… or something like that. :slight_smile:

Andy B.

Once again, Mr. Baker makes a post in these threads that makes me poke my head in mid-contest.

The pool party pictures will end this week. I just wanted to make sure everyone’s fingers were niiiiiiiice and wrinkly before I moved along. :smiley:

(but c’mon, you have to admit that this is good material.)

I think a superbowl commercial with Dave and the Diet Coke would be alot more “pimp” than P Diddy and the Diet Pepsi.

Dave: let’s see we turn this here, give this a twist,i think turn this… and Volia!!
Dave: Excellent, i have just sealed in the 2006 game plan in this can of diet coke, after all knowone actually drinks this stuff
Heidi : Hey a diet coke, i’ve been looking for one of these mind if i have it?
Dave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo