CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #313

[Billfred]

Here we go!

Normally I’d post the scores after the last round here, but this is the first contest of a new year. As such, that score list looks pretty easy:

You      0

Instead, I substitute the rules:

@"The Rules (enacted Caption Contest #1)"

The rules:
-I am never ever gonna be eligible, unless I change the rule just before handing over control of the game to someone else.
-If it’s your image I pick, you’re not eligible.
-If you suggest an image and I pick it, you’re not eligible.
-Entries will be scored by me on originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.
-First place gets ten points, second gets five, honorable mentions will be awarded at my whims.

Traditionally, roughly half of the entries receive a two-point honorable mention, and one particularly good zinger received the burn award, good for three points. The remainder receive a single point.

There have been some updates to the rules over the years:

@"The Gary Dillard Rule (enacted Caption Contest #12)"

Due to the fact that the state of Florida seems to get walloped with a hurricane every other week, the deadline for all caption contests shall be extended to 9 PM on Friday. Furthermore, any contestant may request in the event of an emergency or natural disaster for the next caption contest to be posted up to 47 hours before Billfred originally planned on it.

@"The Heidi Foster Rule (enacted Caption Contest #20)"

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

@"The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule (enacted Caption Contest #24)"

If, for whatever reason, Billfred is working on a job on a day he has to post or judge a caption contest, he reserves the right to fudge the posting or judging by one day in either direction.

(“Working” gets a rather liberal interpretation, mind you.)

@"The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule (enacted Caption Contest #29)"

No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.

@"The -infinity Rule (enacted Caption Contest #42)"

At certain times, should Billfred be pwned by a contestant, he may, at his sole discretion, assign a score of -infinity to that contestant. Points still accumulate as normal, but the -infinity score will remain posted until Billfred either lets off or forgets to add the -infinity score again.

@"The Koko Ed Rule (enacted Caption Contest #46)"

Anyone except Billfred can enter the caption contest, even if it’s their picture.

@"The OTHER Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule (enacted Caption Contest #50

If, in Billfred’s judgement, he will be unable to administer the caption contest for a week, he may select one contestant to temporarily run the contest, including picture selection and judging. Since that contestant can’t enter their own contest, they will receive their average score multiplied by the number of weeks they run the contest, rounded off.

Since then, the only thing that’s changed is the deadline: *Saturday at midnight Eastern, ***though entries posted afterward will count if they’re posted before I open the thread to score it.

With all that said, here’s this week’s picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35530

Go!

[CIM]

Seconds after the photo is taken, Mark Leon turns to team 842:

NASA would like to thank you for coming to the AMES center. You saw none of The Cheesy Poofs’ magic secrets to success nor did you see any of our magic alien substances we add to our robots to remove weight while making them perform faster and better than anyone else in the West Coast.

[dodar]

So, since NASA is no longer going to be doing shuttle launches, Mark Leon has begun R&D for sending falcons to the Moon

[EricH]

842: “Where, oh where, is Mark Leon? You told us he’d be here!”
Mark: “I’m right here, guys. Do the math: (brown hair turning gray) + (blue hair dye) - (blue hair dye) = (brown hair turning gray).”
842: “He’s an imposter! GET HIM!!!”

[Taylor]

“Uh, the manual is kinda fuzzy. Does this configuration satisfy the bumper perimeter rules?”

[Wayne_Doenges]

After the picture was taken, Mark had to apologize to the students. They were standing next to Dave Lavery’s dog house. The Lunar Rover was next door.

[DonRotolo]

Here we see Team 842 on the moon, next to the 2014 Lunar Lander. The team had to hold their breath for this photo.

[NPOE]Whaddaya mean, funniest team? Why you, I oughta…

Oh. You meant that in a good way.

Oh.

OK.
Carry on…:o
[/NPOE]

[anon24941552]

NASA’s very first octagonal satellite television. Finally one screen for every person in the picture!

[rsisk]

It’s a mobile home for smurfs. Where did you think Mark got his hair dye from?

[Al_Skierkiewicz]

OK guys, we do FRC and we do the water comps, why not compete with this NASA team and do something in the vacuum of space. Yeah we can do it!

[ATannahill]

Mark: To learn the secrets of team 254 crawl in there and press the red button. Hold on tight.

[GaryVoshol]

If that NASA thing doesn’t work for Mark, he could transfer to Secret Service with just a change of a tie.

[delsaner]

Guy knealing- “If the moon landing was filmed in a basement, im sure we can film a landing to the planet pluto and make look real.”

Man in green on right- “umm, sorry to say, but pluto isnt a planet”

Guy knealing, slamming his hand down- “YES IT IS, OH MY GOODNESS!”

Man in suit- “sigh kids these days…”

[Karibou]

Wait, Mark Leon is in that picture?

[JaneYoung]

Dude! You have to look no farther than this to find the awesome in cool.

[Rich_Wong]

This is a spy photo of Team 842’s planned stage trick at the IRI found on www. BillfredHilton.com (The gossip website of Chiefdephi).

Photo caption," After a tiny Lunar Rover float on to the IRI stage and land, eight Team 842 member will actually crawl out of it!"

[Ryan_Simpson]

To further their outreach programs, 842 is trying to start a team on the moon. However, there have been a few logistical problems:

1. No signs of intelligent life
2. With gas prices these days, transportation costs a fortune
3. At the moment, there is no FedEx: Space, so shipping their robot would be difficult
4. While they may have plenty of real moon rocks, the nearest Walmart to buy orbit balls at is on average 238,857 miles away
5. One day on the moon is equivalent to about 27.3 Earth days, so a 6-week build season would give them a lot of extra time.
6. Earth to moon weight conversions could get slightly confusing.

[Spiffizzle]

Team 842 visits NASA to get a leg up on the future Lunacy Part II. When the St. Louis venue contract expires, Championships will be held on the Moon.

[Katie_UPS]

Does this make weight?

[James1902]

Student Kneeling: “Hey guys, this lunar home only fits one. I think we brought too many people.”

Mark: “I kept trying to tell you to do the math…”