CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

(still running from posting the results from #31)


 MissInformation	88
  Gary Dillard	84
  Dlavery	75
  T. Hoffman	74
  Greencactus3	70
  Dorienne Plait	58
  JVN	54
  Jay H 237	50
  Rich Wong	49
  DCA Fan	48
  Michelle 236	45
  GateRunner	45
  Amanda Morrison	43
  Andy Baker	-infinity
  Elgin Clock	41
  Greg Needel	39
  Eugenia Gabrielov	39
  EddieMcD	36
  Bcahn836	35
  "Big Mike"	34
  Tkwetzel	30
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  VGMasterShadow	26
  JosephM	23
  Kyle45	22
  Matt Attallah	21
  Brandon Martus	19
  Shyra1353	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Lil' Lavery	16
  Squirrelrock	15
  Astronouth7303	15
  Richardp	14
  Tom Schindler	12
  Arefin Bari	11
  Jessica Boucher	10
  Koko Ed	10
  Wetzel	10
  Aignam	9
  DanielBCR	9
  Steve W	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  Nehalita	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Ken Patton	4
  Killerofkiller	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Denman	4
  JamizzleHavok13	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  Marc P.	3
  Pit Bull 1126	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Cyberguy34000	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  Eria4044	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1
  Stephen Kowski	1



(keeps running)

*And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’


alright kiddos here is your first lesson…

“put every single freshman in the Technokat’s trailer. Don’t let them out of there till we get to competitions tommorrow morning. Drivers… your curfew for tonight is 8 o’clock. Rest of the team member… stay out here by the trailer until I come back from the party.”

“Well, volume 7, section 3.8 of the rules clearly states…”

Andy Baker:

Mentor by day.

[Horrible] Pastor by night.

The directions CLEARLY say that we should have turned LEFT at Lake Michigan to get to Chicago…not RIGHT!

“… and you now may kiss the robot”

church bells go ring-a-ding-ring-a-ding

“I think our best chance of victory will be play #374 in our playbook…”

“…see Dick run. Run Dick run…”

–after 800 pages–
Andy Baker: “aww cheer up, here’s a good one: why didn’t the robot turn into a ghost?”
Everyone else: zzzzz
Andy Baker: laughs “because it couldn’t RUST in peace…get it? rust? a-hahaha”
>>why you never give a mentor a robot jokebook before regionals<<

OK team, I know the “Put Andy on Survivor” plan didn’t quite work out, but I’ve got an even BETTER idea: “Put Andy on American Idol”. I’ve got this new song book here, so while we’ve got a few minutes let me try out a few on you …

:ahh: She bangs, she bangs,… man I sound great, don’t I?

" Right here, Rule #1 always listen to Andy Baker. Rule #2 when in doubt refer to rule #1. Any questions? HMMMMM?"

<not an entry>
Gosh dang it you beat me to it! haha

“And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe
wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.” And suddenly,
there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host
praising God, and saying, “Glory to God in the Highest, and on
Earth peace, and good will toward men.”

“That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.”

Andy: “Team 45 has achieved a lot. It is time for the ultimate challenge. I think I have discovered how to…make Genia Gabrielov get taller!!!”

Students: O.o

Billfred: Teehee.

So you thought you would go to the Regional to get out of school for a few days? Well we can’t have that now can we.

“Now this is what 111 and 71 will do for the next 10 years…listen carefully!”

"Once upon a time, not so long ago,

there was an inventor by the name of Deam Kamen, who was concerned about students and thier futures in the science and technology fields.

One day he thought to himself, “Why not design a game from a limited source of parts to challenge thier minds and creativity?”, and so the idea of FIRST came to him.

He enlisted the help of others, he asked corporations for sponsorship, he…"


<girl on left> Great, he’s reading from the "secret mentor manual ", it clearly says to say "and on the <team number> second of the <team number> minute of the <team number> year, THE LORD SAID THE <TEAM NAME> WILL WIN THIS <EVENT> before every event

Little did the silly pig farmer know, the book he was reading was upside down. The stories he ‘read’ to the team to motivate them about The Poor Little Wingman That Could did little good.

“Look I got this book straight from Dave Lavery himself it revels his secrets to winning the game. I have already memorized half the book. I mean its from Dave it can’t fail!!!”