*And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
“put every single freshman in the Technokat’s trailer. Don’t let them out of there till we get to competitions tommorrow morning. Drivers… your curfew for tonight is 8 o’clock. Rest of the team member… stay out here by the trailer until I come back from the party.”
–after 800 pages–
Andy Baker: “aww cheer up, here’s a good one: why didn’t the robot turn into a ghost?”
Everyone else: zzzzz
Andy Baker: laughs “because it couldn’t RUST in peace…get it? rust? a-hahaha”
>>why you never give a mentor a robot jokebook before regionals<<
OK team, I know the “Put Andy on Survivor” plan didn’t quite work out, but I’ve got an even BETTER idea: “Put Andy on American Idol”. I’ve got this new song book here, so while we’ve got a few minutes let me try out a few on you …
:ahh: She bangs, she bangs,… man I sound great, don’t I?
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Gosh dang it you beat me to it! haha
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“And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe
wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.” And suddenly,
there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host
praising God, and saying, “Glory to God in the Highest, and on
Earth peace, and good will toward men.”
“That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.”
there was an inventor by the name of Deam Kamen, who was concerned about students and thier futures in the science and technology fields.
One day he thought to himself, “Why not design a game from a limited source of parts to challenge thier minds and creativity?”, and so the idea of FIRST came to him.
He enlisted the help of others, he asked corporations for sponsorship, he…"
<Andy>(in a preaching kind of voice) …AND ON THE 45th SECOND OF THE 45th MINUTE OF THE 45th YEAR, THE LORD SAID THE TECHNOKATS WILL WIN THIS REGIONAL
<girl on left> Great, he’s reading from the "secret mentor manual ", it clearly says to say "and on the <team number> second of the <team number> minute of the <team number> year, THE LORD SAID THE <TEAM NAME> WILL WIN THIS <EVENT> before every event
Little did the silly pig farmer know, the book he was reading was upside down. The stories he ‘read’ to the team to motivate them about The Poor Little Wingman That Could did little good.
“Look I got this book straight from Dave Lavery himself it revels his secrets to winning the game. I have already memorized half the book. I mean its from Dave it can’t fail!!!”
