CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #328

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

EricH	47
Taylor	46
Karibou	45
Ryan Simpson	42
Wayne Doenges	38
Don Rotolo	33
Al Skierkiewicz	29
GaryVoshol	29
rsisk	29
JaneYoung	26
dodar	22
kstl99	20
rtfgnow	19
Chris is me	15
kramarczyk	15
Purple	15
delsaner	12
Katie_UPS	12
Barry Bonzack	10
Lee Reid 3136	10
skimoose	8
Vermeulen	7
kenavt	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
BrendanB	3
OmerSD	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35461

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

2 point penalty for poor coach dancing.

Dancin’ Dave: If anybody needs me, you know where I’ll be.

Ladies… and Gentlemen… may I have… your attention… please…
My name… is Dave… and I have… a story for you…
There once was… a little bunny…
and he was happily… hopping in the woods…

“I’ll be back in a while, folks. Wouldn’t use the restroom for a while, either–give the smell time to clear out.”

“There are only 2 genders. Engineers do not get a separate bathroom.”

“Folks, the bathrooms are THIS way!”

Dude in the team shirt is still trying to perfect the 2-finger hand raise. Dave nailed it, but he has had more practice.

Never one to dance around issues, rules, or penalties, Dave lets the crowd know that neither men nor women will cross or cut the line for bathroom breaks, that robots who hang well deserve points, and that we should all give peace a chance - except if we try to cut line. Then we’re toast. Simple.

At some events there just isn’t enough volunteers. Here you see that head ref has been enlisted to keep things moving in the only functioning restroom facilities. Please volunteer so this won’t happen again, won’t you?

Dave: “I have a Tower for two, no waitng.”

Scissors beats paper for the win, and the crowd goes wild!

Driver: “So…uhh…since when can our robot do THAT, and how do we get it down?”

Alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. GaryVoshol
  2. Don Rotolo
  3. rsisk
  4. Karibou
  5. Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

EricH	50
Taylor	48
Karibou	47
Ryan Simpson	43
Wayne Doenges	39
JaneYoung	36
Don Rotolo	35
Al Skierkiewicz	34
GaryVoshol	31
rsisk	31
dodar	22
kstl99	20
rtfgnow	20
Chris is me	15
kramarczyk	15
Purple	15
Katie_UPS	13
delsaner	12
Barry Bonzack	10
Lee Reid 3136	10
skimoose	8
Vermeulen	7
kenavt	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
BrendanB	3
OmerSD	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!