Albert’s younger brother, Ed, demonstrates the theory of relative-ity. This is the idea that someone is always going to try and capitalize on the fame of one of their relatives.
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“I can explain gravitational fields, statistical mechanics, particle theory, quantum theory, and the photoelectric effect, but for the life of me I can’t figure out why the poofs always end up purple side down.”
Student: “No Einstein, this is not a particle collider. It shoots poof balls”
Einstein: “That’s good. My hair could use some added poofiness.”
Student: “This isn’t meant for your hair, Einstein.”
Einstein: “It’s meant for hunting bears?”
Student: Sarcastically “Yes Einstein…that’s exactly what’s it’s for.”
Clearly, Einstein operated the tablesaw a few too many times without using earplugs.
On seeing that Einstein was interested in their robot, the team asked him for the solution to the 2007 hint.
The result was like asking Deep Thought for the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of life, the universe, and everything–he gave them the plans for a time machine to get to every hint’s answer. The time machine, however, has yet to come back from its first trip. There have been suspicions that it went through an event in 2007, but nobody has spotted it since.
First students have stumped the greatest mind of the century. How do you determine Doppler shifts of red and blue light, when the very objects you are using for the experiment are spinning red and blue colored balls? Watch for the scientific paper to be released soon.