CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #348

All things considered, one can predict the timing of my postings neither poorly nor well.

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	108
Ryan Simpson	107
GaryVoshol	91
EricH	86
Wayne Doenges	84
Karibou	83
JaneYoung	83
DonRotolo	74
rsisk	65
Al Skierkiewicz	59
rtfgnow	58
Bill_B	36
dodar	31
delsaner	27
kstl99	22
AndyB	20
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	15
Aerosound	14
Lee Reid 3136	14
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
Vermeulen	10
kenavt	9
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	8
gyroscopeRaptor	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
Kevin Kolodziej	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
nitneylion452	2
RMiller	2
2403_Andrew	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
Superllama12	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

I’m gonna feed you and groom you and take you for a walk through the magic forest of lollipops and towers that work correctly twice a day.

Notice how the safety advisor lives up to his role. He turns away, lest his reaction to this scene would cause an unsafe condition on the floor.

Half man, half Princess Sparkly, Wayne was trying out to be the 13th sign of the Zodiac. Unfortunately he lost and had to settle for being a Master of Ceremony for some crazy robotics program.

How embarassing.

For the Princess.

Wayne: “I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!”

This is a major safety hazard…why isn’t Princess Sparkly wearing safety glasses?

Wayne: “Wait a minute… this isn’t the fairy princess convention!! But these robots do look kind of cool. Maybe I’ll stay for a little, and check it out.”

…and that was the first step on Wayne’s journey through FIRST.

Wayne singing “I’m to sexy for my horsey, too sexy for my horsey, too sexy by far”

“Aaaalways I want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love!”

or

“Robotics initiation is the craziest of all.”

“This is my pony. There are many like it, but this one is mine!”

The REAL reason for wearing safety glasses: You never know when a unicorn will show up at a FIRST event.

Sometimes, myth and legend go hand-in-hand, arm-in-arm, or hoof-in-heart.

Hey! Just show me the regulation that says my pony has to have safety glasses too!

Wayne takes the concept of “T-Shirt Launcher” to a tragic extreme.

I do believe in unicorns! I do, I do!

“Sparkle and shine, and the girls will be mine!”

It’s still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. Taylor
  2. Andy
  3. GaryVoshol
  4. delsaner
  5. JaneYoung
  6. Vermeulen
  7. Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	110
Ryan Simpson	108
EricH	96
GaryVoshol	93
Karibou	85
Wayne Doenges	85
JaneYoung	85
DonRotolo	75
rsisk	68
rtfgnow	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Bill_B	37
dodar	31
delsaner	29
kstl99	22
AndyB	20
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
Aerosound	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
Vermeulen	12
kenavt	9
gyroscopeRaptor	8
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	8
Andy Baker	7
Alex Cormier	6
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
Kevin Kolodziej	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
nitneylion452	2
RMiller	2
2403_Andrew	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
Superllama12	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!