CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #358

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

Ryan Simpson	128
Taylor	127
EricH	122
GaryVoshol	121
Karibou	108
Wayne Doenges	101
JaneYoung	99
rsisk	92
DonRotolo	90
rtfgnow	84
Al Skierkiewicz	80
Bill_B	53
dodar	39
Aerosound	31
delsaner	29
AndyB	22
kstl99	22
JackG	20
Vermeulen	20
skimoose	19
kramarczyk	18
Katie_UPS	18
MaxMax161	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
jblay	14
Lee Reid 3136	14
BrendanB	13
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
Ninja_Bait	11
gyroscopeRaptor	10
RoboDesigners	10
kenavt	9
Andy Baker	7
Alex Cormier	6
jmanela	6
nitneylion452	6
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	5
Mr. Pockets	4
Spiffizzle	4
Colin P	4
Bharat Nain	3
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
bduddy	3
Brianna	3
Kevin Kolodziej	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
Josh Fox	2
RMiller	2
2403_Andrew	1
akoscielski3	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
Lledargo	1
O'Sancheski	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
SlaminSwimster	1
Superllama12	1
TJ92	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Here we see the invoking of a little-known FRC rule:
<T99>: If any ELIMINATIONS round goes for 10 or more tiebreaker rounds, the winner will be decided by ALLIANCE NINJAS. The ALLIANCE with the last NINJA standing will be declared the winner.

Insert green screen bodies of Dave Lavery, Paul Copioli, Karthik, Dean Kamen here.

Opponents had no trouble beating a team whose drivers couldn’t see. It wasn’t that the blue covered their eyes; their lack of safety glasses had had some rather drastic consequences.

[FIRST, Trolls everywhere]

BLUE ALLIANCE!

Back stage at the Blue Man Group concert.

One of them needs to be disabled. The two on the right are in the red alliance zone.

They were having a bad day. They couldn’t hang, they couldn’t score, they couldn’t even drive straight. After losing every match, the drivers were definitely feeling blue.

If full body suits can be made to fit properly, why do we have so many robots with saggy bumper covers?

I don’t care how soft and spongy they are! They are simply not legal bumpers. Do you see any team numbers in a contrasting color?

Dear lord, amoebas are taking over FIRST!!!

SMURF ATTACK!

This strategy brought about the controversial Blockade Rule <G48-C> of 2011.

Creating a major faux pas, these four students arrived at the regional wearing the same descigner outfit.

The Blue Alliance got the blues when its stick figure cheerleaders got tangled up and spelled trouble, instead.

It’s a water game!

Why don’t they have red suits as well?

Budget cuts.

I just don’t understand why it took them this long to figure out that those invisibility suits were just a scam.

If this robotics thing doesn’t work out, we could totally make it as a bobsled team.