GaryVoshol 12
George1902 10
Joe G. 10
EricH 4
Katie_UPS 4
kstl99 4
Ninja_Bait 4
rtfgnow 4
Taylor 4
DonRotolo 3
EricS-Team180 3
HedgeHogGal99 3
JaneYoung 3
jgw 3
S.P.A.M.er 17 3
Wayne Doenges 3
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Colin P 2
Cynette 2
dodar 2
rsisk 2
Bill_B 2
Molten 2
rachelholladay 2
stundt1 2
Alex Cormier 1
Karibou 1
LemmingBot 1
msimon785 1
Rangel(kf7fdb) 1
(Oh, and here’s a link to my new-and-somewhat-improved spreadsheet for those that asked.)
And the picture:
As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern. I will be at IRI, so feel free to submit your entry in person if you can catch me. (I’ve been assigned to real-time scoring, if that helps you look in the right places.)
Wendy couldn’t help but laugh at the Baker’s bacon pointers:
a greased pig will never boil
bacon bits added to cookie dough are yummy
pulled pork will result in a red card every time
and
whatever you do, don’t make the pig explode in your grandmother’s kitchen. The results of Oink Oink Boom can set off fire alarms, smoke alarms, car alarms, house alarms and, quite frankly, the whole thing is alarming.
Andy Baker: “Is that my piglet I loaned to you for the contest?”
Girl holding pig: “No, it’s stuffed.”
AB: “Than why is it moving?”
Girl: “We installed and CRio in it.”
AB: “Than where is the controller?”
Girl: “It’s in autonmous mode.”
Andy: Hey c’mere you little cutie, come here for a big wet kiss!
Wendy: Me? Er, umm, I don’t…
Andy: No, No, not YOU… The PIG! * (Sheesh)* (Oh you cute little thing, here let me get you some lipstick, mnum mnum…)
After losing Charlotte, Wilbur left Zuckerman’s for a life on the road…finally settling in Orlando as a 4-H mascot. “The pay’s OK, and I ain’t nobody’s breakfast…but that rocket thing is a whole 'nother matter!”
Pig To self…
I don’t care what my agent says, these guys have something up there sleeve and it won’t be good for me. That Guy in the corner looks strangely like that picture down in the pig post office. You know what he has done to my brothers in the past and it wasn’t swimming in the pool on Friday night at IRI it was swimming in Bar B Que sauce.