CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #413

Here we go again!

The scores after the last round:

EricH	163
JaneYoung	149
Taylor	147
rsisk	132
GaryVoshol	113
DonRotolo	103
Ninja_Bait	96
S.P.A.M.er 17	90
EricS-Team180	86
Al Skierkiewicz	85
Wayne Doenges	80
rachelholladay	72
Katie_UPS	66
Jim Wilks	66
Karibou	63
dodar	60
J.Warsoff	59
Bill_B	53
Joe G.	52
SuperNerd256	52
Molten	51
PAR_WIG1350	49
kstl99	33
akoscielski3	31
IndySam	30
nitneylion452	30
dlavery	27
Travis Hoffman	24
Hallry	23
HedgeHogGal99	18
cgmv123	18
George1902	17
Frenchie461	16
Josh Drake	14
Peck	14
Rangel(kf7fdb)	12
Dr Theta	12
Vermeulen	10
FRC4ME	9
Colin P	9
DRAKE2751	8
iPenguin	8
rtfgnow	6
Q. Sheets	6
Cody Burd	6
Andy Baker	5
Chris is me	4
LemmingBot	3
kramarczyk	3
Flak-Bait	3
dictionaria13	3
stundt1	3
BeltSanderRocks	3
CNettles11	3
Cynette	2
flameout	2
Nick Lawrence	2
O'Sancheski	2
Brandon_L	2
Alex Cormier	2
plnyyanks	2
Tyler Olds	2
In1g0M0nt0ya	2
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
robokiller	1
~Cory~	1
delsaner	1
Kyle A	1
Sam Drake	1
Littleswimmer14	1
P. Fuller	1
Grim Tuesday	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Jeff Rodriguez	1
mesamb1	1
jdh042397	1
Peter Matteson	1
popnbrown	1
gracie.	1
Duke461	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Someone forgot Jess’s portable bleacher again.

Jess is safer as an MC - no clipboard!

[Guy in background’s thoughts]

“That awkward moment when Jess calls your name and you turn around to find she’s pointing the other way…”

Jess posing as the ultimate example of “She who must be obeyed”.

guy behind Jess (trying not to be heard on the mic): “your doing the wrong dance, you should be doing the Cotton Eye Joe dance since they are playing Cotton Eye Joe. Your doing the YMCA dance!”

The infamous clipboard was nothing. Nobody has survived the dreaded FINGER OF DOOM

BILLFRED! GET OUT!

I can throw a ball into that hoop there.

You get a robot!
You get a robot!
Everybody gets a robot!

If you have to point, point with authority! Don’t make me put my ‘mad mom’ face on, you won’t like it.

Pointing out which Billfred to attack with a clipboard.

"And RIGHT THERE is the reason I am wearing heels today. Darn Brandon Martus for being too tall!!!

[npoe] Yes, I am referencing Caption Contest #13. What can I say? I was bored when I got home after Champs and started reading the Caption Contests from the beginning whenever I was bored and had nothing better to do. I’m on # 300, I think. [/npoe]

[NAE]You know, I thought I was referencing #13 as well. I wasn’t. I was referencing this week’s “victim”'s reference to the picture used in#13, which was made in #135… Unintentionally, I swear![/NAE]

When it comes to knowing how to rumble, Jess is well heeled and to the point.

Jess- “LOOK!!! A DISTRACTION!!!”
Man -“Huh, Where?”

Pikachu, I choose you!

(Aw man, wrong nerd convention!)

You there! Start up your robot!

“I dare ANYONE to walk a mile in MY shoes before dis-ing my MC-ing”

YOU! Ya YOU. If I hear one more crack about these boots are made for walking I’m going to walk all over you.