NASA was forced to end the pilot program to bring extra terrestrial life forms to Earth when the test subjects experience difficulties while attempting to seamlessly integrate into human society. This picture shows one of the participants dressed for his first job interview on earth, I think the issue here is quite obvious.
Well guys, looks like we got a relative of the 6 Million Dollar Man next door. Wonder if we can get him to use his contacts to get you all exoskeletons so you don’t hurt yourselves while playing.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Barry Bonzack will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster…dorkier.
The Six [strike]Million[/strike] Dollar [size=](and 49 cent)[/size] Man…