CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #431

It’s still Monday!

The scores after the last round:

JaneYoung	55
Taylor	48
rsisk	37
GaryVoshol	36
PAR_WIG1350	29
rachelholladay	29
DonRotolo	28
Karibou	27
Wayne Doenges	27
cgmv123	25
EricS-Team180	24
Jim Wilks	24
dictionaria13	23
EricH	23
iPenguin	22
akoscielski3	22
Aidan S.	22
Al Skierkiewicz	19
SuperNerd256	17
Peck	17
Andy Baker	14
skimoose	14
dodar	10
Bill_B	8
Barry Bonzack	7
Danny Diaz	5
Cuog	5
JosephC	5
Joe G.	4
J.Warsoff	4
Travis Hoffman	3
Ninja_Bait	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Boe	2
Rangel(kf7fdb)	2
O'Sancheski	1
Dsisk	1
Dchandler	1
Dr Theta	1
IndySam	1

And the picture:


(You were expecting a picture from SCRIW?)

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. If you’re coming to SCRIW this Saturday, and you can find me (and if you have the foresight to write it down), you can submit your entry in person as well.

Go!

All the different teams are working together…and Billfred’s just standing there useless…

Sorry Billfred!

While some people teach the sport’s camera to hurry up, others…just…stand there. That explains why some people say they can go all night and don’t while others say they can’t and do.

Billfred is such a control freak he has to referee everything!

At Mayhem, team differences get blurred.

Wadda ya mean ‘do something’?!? I am holding down this end so it won’t fly off into space!

Billfred “Hey guys, do these stripes make me look thinner?”

[npoe]J/K[npoe]

“Uh… guys? I think we put that diamond plate on upside-down. We’re going to have to move Billfred to get it on right–he’s fallen asleep again.”
“Hey, maybe he should go into the NFL! He’d fit right in with the replacement refs!”

Mission Mayhem 2006 lived up to its name as teams flooded the area with newly brainstormed ideas for Aim, well, Kinda High. Billfred’s ability to wade through the suggestions was a lifesaver; we just hope none of his puns were washed down the drain.

This doesn’t look like a crash mat. Wait, Wait Stoppp…!

Team member #1 “We need someone to hold this end down solidly so that it doesn’t move”

Team Member #2 “Get Billfred - He’s perfect for the task”

Team Member #1 “Why Billfred”

Team Member #2 “well, you know, of course, because — he’s so smart about such things. Yes, that’s what we’ll tell him”

Billfred has since moved on (up?) to Official Scorer and Queuing.

[npoe]I wanted that line about slimming stripes - Wayne beat me to it.[/npoe]

As Mayhem, 2006, needed modified rules for the low ceiling environment, anyway, one idea - enthusiastically supported by the set-up crew - was Aim, well, Kind’a at Billfred.

The team needs a supervisor, just to make sure they put all those one-way washers in the right way.

Sometimes aiming high can start out by working low.

Billfred: “I’m not saying you guys did it wrong…but you guys did it terribly wrong!”

All the Mayhem in the world couldn’t stop these Florida teams from an impromptu game of Ninja. Billfred, knowing he had no chance of winning, decided to Ref the game.

Sorry for the delay, everyone–SCRIW kicked my butt a little less hard this year, but still hard enough that I was rather useless for most of the day.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. Wayne Doenges
  2. iPenguin (was Ninja even a thing back then?)
  3. JaneYoung
  4. rsisk
  5. akoscielski3
  6. rachelholladay
  7. EricS-Team180

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	58
JaneYoung	57
rsisk	39
GaryVoshol	37
rachelholladay	31
PAR_WIG1350	29
Wayne Doenges	29
DonRotolo	28
Karibou	27
EricS-Team180	26
cgmv123	26
EricH	26
Jim Wilks	25
Al Skierkiewicz	24
iPenguin	24
akoscielski3	24
dictionaria13	23
Aidan S.	23
SuperNerd256	18
Peck	18
Andy Baker	14
skimoose	14
dodar	10
Bill_B	8
Barry Bonzack	7
Danny Diaz	5
Cuog	5
JosephC	5
Joe G.	4
J.Warsoff	4
Travis Hoffman	3
Ninja_Bait	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Boe	2
Rangel(kf7fdb)	2
O'Sancheski	1
Dsisk	1
Dchandler	1
Dr Theta	1
IndySam	1

Onward!