CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435

Yo dawg I heard you like caption contests…

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	72
JaneYoung	62
rsisk	47
Wayne Doenges	41
GaryVoshol	41
iPenguin	37
rachelholladay	35
cgmv123	34
DonRotolo	32
EricS-Team180	30
EricH	30
PAR_WIG1350	29
Al Skierkiewicz	29
Jim Wilks	29
Aidan S.	29
Karibou	27
dictionaria13	27
akoscielski3	27
dodar	22
Peck	22
SuperNerd256	18
Andy Baker	14
skimoose	14
Bill_B	8
Barry Bonzack	7
Danny Diaz	5
Cuog	5
JosephC	5
Joe G.	4
J.Warsoff	4
Tottanka	3
Travis Hoffman	3
Ninja_Bait	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Gregor	2
Boe	2
Rangel(kf7fdb)	2
O'Sancheski	1
Dsisk	1
Dchandler	1
Dr Theta	1
IndySam	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/38112

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

safty 101: don’t stick your arm between two wheels on an active robot.
safty 102: don’t mess with an active robot when a guy is walking up behind you.
middle school safety class: don’t touch the robot when that light is on.

three strikes in one act and he is about to pay for it.

Last known photo of Gregor, right before the robot’s auto load routine kicked in.

Man, he went balled before leaving high school. So sad…

Where the heck is the other ball. I swear I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached…

[npoe] If I remember correctly I am not aloud to submit a Caption if I commented on the picture or if I am in the Photo, what about if all that’s in the photo is my leg because of the camera man was just to the right? If I can, here is my caption [/npoe]

Uhhh Guysss?! The robot’s eating the ball again!!
BAD ROBOT BAD BAD!!!

Gregor put his thinking cap on and really got into the game.

You really don’t want to fool with 907’s robot. Nobody in this picture has all his body parts. Disconnected torsos, legs, arms - Gregor was lucky to only be missing half an arm and part of a leg.

You have been warned.

Gregor’s face looked completely emotionless when he realized he accidentally spilled his lunch all over the robot. The real reason why there’s no food/drink allowed on the field.

Overheard a scant two minutes later: “Someone tell the robot that Gregor in the high goal in automode is a red card, not an instant win. And yes, it does have to use its vision–he does NOT look like a basketball!”

The refs actually bought his argument that he was a game piece. The replacement refs, that is. The regular refs were quick to expel him from the field.

The team was later disqualified once the referees noticed they were using human-guided game pieces…

Always resourceful, Gregor retrieves his mid-morning Krispy Kreme from it’s hidden location.

Team 907 was having a tough time as their shooter was not working at all.
In a clever attempt to correct that, they put Gregor on the robot disguised as a basketball as seen here. Suddenly, the robot was scoring baskets with ease.
However, trouble started when the opposing teams requested a re-inspection of 907’s robot. It got through the sizing test fine, but then came the weight on the scale. Game over for that plan.

Robot: “Stop it, that tickles.”

Shaving your head for the team is pretty dedicated but painting your scalp orange? That is just going to far! Of course it does draw your eyes away from the rest of the outfit.

See the ball, be the ball.

Didn’t your mother ever tell you that orange ball hats do not go with plaid shorts?

Gregor liked studying the English Civil War so much that he decided to bring the “Roundheads” back. But this time, with a FIRST-y-style.

Alright, alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. cgmv123
  2. DonRotolo
  3. Al Skierkiewicz
  4. skimooHse
  5. JaneYoung
  6. EricS-Team180
  7. Wayne Doenges
  8. GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	82
JaneYoung	64
rsisk	48
Wayne Doenges	43
GaryVoshol	43
iPenguin	38
cgmv123	36
rachelholladay	36
DonRotolo	34
EricS-Team180	32
Al Skierkiewicz	31
EricH	31
Jim Wilks	30
Aidan S.	30
PAR_WIG1350	29
akoscielski3	28
Karibou	27
dictionaria13	27
Peck	27
dodar	25
SuperNerd256	18
skimoose	16
Andy Baker	14
Bill_B	8
Barry Bonzack	7
Danny Diaz	5
Cuog	5
JosephC	5
Joe G.	4
J.Warsoff	4
Tottanka	3
Travis Hoffman	3
Ninja_Bait	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Gregor	2
Boe	2
Rangel(kf7fdb)	2
O'Sancheski	1
Dsisk	1
Dchandler	1
Dr Theta	1
IndySam	1

Onward!