Tired of hearing his constant complaints about being forced to do field cleanup due to a shortage of volunteers his colluges intended to get a violinst to accompany his complaints but had to settle for the band playing “It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To”
Unfortunatly, the head ref was assigned clean up duity for the Kamen Brothers concert due to the amount of rotten apples, pieces of crunched up paper, and allen renches thrown at them.
Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said “at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean”???
Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden?
Lead Singer- " Umm guys the song is over you can stop now"
Guy on the far right- " But boss the kids aren’t clapping"
Ref- “Gee wonder why that might be?”
Guy on the left- " Its for the robots man the robots"
Ozzy: “Wha’ th’ bloody 'eck…? Huh??? I’m confused - Shaaaaaaron!! I’ve seen corpses that were more alive than this place. I thought this crowd was supposed to be filled with wild and crazy teenagers? What happened, mates?”
Ozzy: “Well that’s just bloody wonderful! Let’s give these tossers the old IRI retirement home act.”
Group: “ROCK ON - real slow and quiet-like!” Sings “We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, la la la la la la la, la la la la la, la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa…”
Crowd: “Could you all please just shut up? We’re trying to sleep here!”
Ref: “That’s a 30-point nonresponsiveness penalty on the crowd! No one wins! Here, let me add to your auditory discomfort, you slackers!” switches on vacuum NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…
When was the last time a Head Referee cleaned and vacuumed the playing field?
Well, FIRST’s new “Whistle While-U-Work” Volunteer Appreciation Pilot apparently is working!
To encourage volunteers to work additional jobs and hours, FIRST offered LIVE music during the setup, lunch breaks, and breakdown periods. Volunteers have the choice of Rock, Pop, Jazz, Reggae, Rap, and R&B. Punk Rock was not offered for obvious reasons.
Tonight on VH-1: Fast Bots and Screamin’ Guitars, the rise and fall and recovery of Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers. While fellow band member Slash battled donut addiction, Dean Simmons struggled to overcome his irrational fear of Chiaphua motors, and the rest of the band fought viciously over the best word to rhyme with autonomous. Caught between a robot and a hard place, the band had no choice but to clean up their act.
