“So what you’re saying is that you have an idea for a new form of transportation… quite efficient… stirling engine… Now where have I heard that before? Oh, right, MY driveway!”
Guy on left: “And then the bill in School House Rock sang about how he had to wait in line at the White House for the President to sign him before he could become a law…”
Dean: “That is messed up.”
“Look - we’ve got spokespeople from the worlds of music, sports, acting - but we’re still missing a big segment of American culture. And that’s why we need to promote the Deanim line of clothing - to captivate the fashion world. I’ve got Tyra Banks on hold here.”
Guy on left: “I suppose I could order lunch while we are waiting for this Dean Kamen to show up. I’ll have a roast beef on rye, medium fries, and a large shake. Got that?”
Dean: “I’m Dean Kamen.”
Guy on left turns beet red “Ohhhh”
The birth of the Segway, Chapter 1:
After this meeting, Dean decided to design a mobile platform he could use to address his issues with being vertically-challenged…
Well Dean, it just has become a way of life here in Washington. There are cameras everywhere, some places more than others. Just ignore them and concentrate on your presentation. For now, this is about the robots.
