CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #507

Orange you glad I posted this?

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	125
Wayne Doenges	124
EricH	105
GaryVoshol	104
DonRotolo	96
Jim Wilks	86
Al Skierkiewicz	84
rsisk	78
cgmv123	69
dodar	57
bardd	48
efoote868	45
Pault	34
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	26
TheCascadeKid	24
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
delsaner	16
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
orangemoore	9
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Bill_B	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
Can1s_Major997	4
Jon Stratis	3
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/40138

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

How to ENSURE that Arizona Finals Match #2 NEVER happens:

Make it impossible to close the field gates so the match can start.

And then there’s that awesome moment of becoming one with the field: trapping your finger in the zip tie.

No! No! No! How many times have I told you? Use the right tool for the job! Besides you won’t like the taste.

MY SHIRT MATCHES THE SEATS!!!

Poor kid has been zip tied to the field since week 1.

“HELP! They’re keeping me zip-tied to the field to watch for G40s!”

Here’s a real and practical monetarily incentivized bribe/challenge: Whoever can build a robot to cut the zip tie, close the gate and place the shield on within 30 seconds gets $10. Who doesn’t want to take the challenge?

Zipties… when duct tape just won’t do.

And the zip code for Arizona is . . . … . . . EVERYWHERE!

Question. Why did the student Tie Wrap himself to the field?
Answer. I have no idea :rolleyes:

Q: How many zipties does it take to build an FRC field?
A: One fewer than shown here.

Last week they zip-tied the kid’s hands behind his back. This week, they zip-tied a kid to the field! Look for an upcoming rule change …

(Read in David Attenborough’s voice) “Here we see just how far some teams will go to win. This programmer was sacrificed to the FRC gods in the hopes that his team might have a favorable qualification schedule, as well as rain next week.”

First you get de zip ties,
Den you get de money,
Den you get de wimmen!

zzzzzip ZIP-a-dee-doo-dah,
zzzzzip ZIP-a-dee-a,
My oh my, what a wonderful day.

Somebody help me!
I zip-tied both my thumbs to the fence!

Hey guys, wait up, I’m a little tied up right now…

It’s still Monday, people!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. EricH
  2. JaneYoung
  3. Taylor
  4. GaryVoshol
  5. DonRotolo
  6. Delsaner
  7. dodar

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	127
Wayne Doenges	125
EricH	107
GaryVoshol	106
DonRotolo	98
Jim Wilks	87
Al Skierkiewicz	85
rsisk	79
cgmv123	74
dodar	59
bardd	48
efoote868	48
Pault	34
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	26
TheCascadeKid	24
Jay Money 1058	20
delsaner	18
Brandon1266	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Bill_B	15
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
orangemoore	9
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
Jon Stratis	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1

Onward!