CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #513

Live and just barely within the margin of error!

The scores after the last round:

Wayne Doenges	136
Taylor	135
EricH	118
GaryVoshol	114
DonRotolo	105
rsisk	100
Al Skierkiewicz	98
Jim Wilks	92
cgmv123	89
dodar	78
efoote868	66
bardd	48
Pault	36
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	26
delsaner	25
TheCascadeKid	24
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Bill_B	16
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Jon Stratis	15
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
orangemoore	12
J.Warsoff	11
Navid Shafa	6
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
dubiousSwain	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
The Doctor	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1
m1506m	1
Matthew1998	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/12650

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Proof that engineers, in accordance with popular belief, cannot spell. At least when it comes to anything remotely resembling “bot”.

Duelies in the back? That is just udderly ridiculous.

“S’pose we’d bedder git togedder dem pick-a-list, eh Jimbo?”
“Eeeyupp”

Can y’all hand me another battery? cuz it’s time to git mooovin’

Cowbot?!?!? I bet I can go borrow a set of horns from one of the Texas Teams. That would finish it off wouldn’t it?
Are you kidding, when was the last time you saw a big red flashing light on a cow? Now a horn that mooos, that would be something!

Jim, I’ve already told you, you cannot drive the robot! You haven’t been in high school for at least 20 years… now don’t start crying about it… dang it! There’s no crying in Cowbots!

Those Skyway wheels will really help it to jump over the moon.

2001 season: Before our incoming freshmen were born, there was a time where buzz saws could be used on the robot, so long as they were placed at head-height and had a big flashing red light when in use.

But when we put the hat on it, the light will be covered up.

The Cowbot, attended to by its Cow[strike]boys[/strike]men

A little known fact: Some team names are created by accident. They were going to be the Cowboys, not wanting to follow the standard format of being the ___bots, but a slip of the finger changed y to t. And then it was just too hard to fix it in TIMS.

Here we see the cowbot being attended by the cowmentors. Note the red cowlight to alert cowstudents to stay clear of the cowbot when it was enabled. Note that the cowbot is on the cowwagon to permit it to be cowtowed to the matches. The cowbot team was not about to be cowed into giving up their efforts. Nothing cowardly about them.

Team 105 created the Cowbot
It was a most impressive robot
Then the other day
A student was heard to say.
I thought we were making a lowbot

The lack of methane emissions led to a highly publicized scandal about a “fake cow”.

It’s still Monday! (4-H county advisory council meetings are serious business, guys.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. cgmv123
  2. Wayne Doenges
  3. Jon Stratis
  4. DonRotolo
  5. EricH
  6. Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges	138
Taylor	137
EricH	120
GaryVoshol	117
DonRotolo	107
rsisk	105
Jim Wilks	102
Al Skierkiewicz	99
cgmv123	91
dodar	79
efoote868	67
bardd	48
Pault	36
Littleboy	27
jwallace15	26
delsaner	25
TheCascadeKid	24
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Jon Stratis	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Bill_B	16
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
orangemoore	12
J.Warsoff	11
Navid Shafa	7
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
dubiousSwain	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
The Doctor	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1
m1506m	1
Matthew1998	1
TOTCoach	1

Onward!