CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #545

At last!

Scores coming soon, after I update from the last round.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.


The only way a man would walk around with a pink beard is if he’s being punished by their significant other. (To my currently hypothetical significant other: Don’t get any ideas!)

A few minutes later, this man was seen and heard wandering towards Manchester, NH, muttering something about “must tell GDC about new game idea”.

His students thought he was quite thick,
But in reality he knew the trick.
To show all the fools
Who makes all the rules,
He uses Santa Beard on a Stick.

“And that, kids, is how a helical ball collector works.”

Santa Claus is comin’ to town.

(For the 2nd Christmas in January)

Note to self. Don’t play with a cat while holding a wet sucker

Owens-Corning pink fiberglass. On a stick.

“But what if the snozzberries didn’t taste like snozzberries?”

“….And you see, dear friends, that is why a water game is completely feasible and totally going to happen this year.”

Here we see good ol’ Kyle
In a team sweatshirt and a smile
His kids bought him a stick of pink fluff
Thinking that he had already had enough
But he soon ate it all down
With nary a frown
He called back the kids from the door
And said “May I please have more???”

No, we can’t use this for bumpers until the GDC says it is OK. Have you seen what happens when the temperature goes up? It’s the opposite of those chinese noodles when you boil them.

Finally! (And I started before midnight this time!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. EricH
  2. Whippet
  3. Al Skierkiewicz
  4. GaryVoshol

And the burn award (or at least the itches-like-hell award, which also happens to count for three points) goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	87
GaryVoshol	79
cgmv123	76
EricH	74
Jim Wilks	69
DonRotolo	61
Jon Stratis	49
Al Skierkiewicz	49
dodar	47
efoote868	47
Wayne Doenges	47
MARS_James	41
rsisk	33
orangemoore	19
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
Andrew Lawrence	3
IndySam	2
Whippet	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
mastachyra	1
Kuhnahtt	1