CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #563

FINALLY!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	150
GaryVoshol	143
cgmv123	128
DonRotolo	108
EricH	107
efoote868	97
Wayne Doenges	96
dodar	85
Jim Wilks	77
MARS_James	58
Al Skierkiewicz	57
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
The_ShamWOW88	20
orangemoore	19
GeeTwo	13
DohertyBilly	10
Ichlieberoboter	10
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
mastachyra	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
MaGiC_PiKaChU	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
JaneYoung	2
tStano	2
Sperkowsky	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Poseidon1671	1
M1KRONAUT	1
Paxaplenty	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41991

The deadline as usual is Sunday night at midnight Eastern. I’ll be at Championship, officially working as a scorer on Hopper. Feel free to submit your entry in person if you can find me!

Go!

Ha! This new goat simulator is TOTES hilarious! It makes it look like there are goats all over the field! The only issue was back at Philomath when there actually WAS a goat on the field. That did not end well…

Girl: Did he just fart?
Boy: Im so glad we have thermal imaging on our camera

No, the banana peel on the step does NOT count towards a CO-OP SET! And, in other news, the MC provided the funniest moment of the regional, but we are in need of a new MC. Will team 5059 please submit a volunteer?

Oh hey look it says BYPASS I think that means we get to advance to the next round!

Just watch them try to catch our totebot! 16 feet per second this year is untouchable! Hahaha just knocked over their co-op stack, minus 40 points!

“Do you see that? Ha, that dopey SmartDashboard says the robot is going to self destruct. There’s no way that’s actually going to happen. Wait, do you smell smoke?”

Look at that - the FMS connected in only 2 seconds!

I’m so bored…it’s not like we’re at a Robotics competition or anything…I know, let’s watch YouTube videos…

Girl: “Where did this video come from?”
Boy: “I don’t know but it’s fantastic.”
Boy with green hair: should I tell them the match just started?

When the battery voltage is over 13 volts.

That’s just so funny… The robot’s driving itself and scoring better than us! I mean, just LOOK at that thing!

Leveraging off a quote from drive practice this year:

She: Don’t they know they only have sixty seconds?
He: That’s just a guideline. Hey, Bob told me you have another jingle idea for our cereal with the rectangular and cylindrical oats and the long green marshmallow pieces.
She: Oh, yeah: Pop, crackle, snap! We make the sound like this…
He: I still prefer “Silly drive captain, t’oats are for 'bots.”

Look, it’s the only copy of the actual, complete Saturday Championship schedule!

He : This bot has some 8" wheels!
She : Their designers are clearly compensating for something :rolleyes:

Sorry for the delay, everyone–the long days of Championship have me a little sick and behind on work.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. Ichlieberoboter
  2. GaryVoshol
  3. EricH
  4. DonRotolo
  5. GeeTwo
  6. Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

(Clearly, improper frame placement relative to the axles!)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	155
GaryVoshol	145
cgmv123	129
DonRotolo	110
EricH	109
efoote868	98
Wayne Doenges	98
dodar	95
Jim Wilks	77
MARS_James	58
Al Skierkiewicz	57
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
The_ShamWOW88	21
orangemoore	19
GeeTwo	15
Ichlieberoboter	12
DohertyBilly	10
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	6
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
mastachyra	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
JaneYoung	2
tStano	2
Sperkowsky	2
Poseidon1671	2
M1KRONAUT	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1

Onward!