CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567

Poor nine-ten!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	167
GaryVoshol	153
cgmv123	135
EricH	114
DonRotolo	110
efoote868	110
dodar	109
Wayne Doenges	104
Jim Wilks	79
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
The_ShamWOW88	22
GeeTwo	21
orangemoore	19
Ichlieberoboter	16
M1KRONAUT	15
DohertyBilly	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
mastachyra	6
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
Katie_UPS	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Sperkowsky	2
Poseidon1671	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41571

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

“I told these kids to build a robot that could shake my hand. But no. I have to shake ITS hand? Kids these days…”

Time to settle it the usual way.

We want a good clean match. All right, shake hands, to your alliance walls, and come out stackin’!

If I have to explain it to you
[spoiler]This is the sort of boxing match that takes place in two adjacent square circles.[/spoiler]

(snarky cd user): Sure, it looks great, but where are you gonna mount the bumpers?

“Hey, we should use our autonomous recording feature to make the robot shake hands with the ref at the beginning of each match!”

(Because this robot has an awesome autonomous recording feature. Triple emphasis on the word awesome.)

(Polonius) “O, I am slain.”

(Director) “CUT! What was that, Larry? I asked for emotion.”

If you don’t shake hands with the robot, you’ll hurts it’s feelings, and it will ram into your alliance wall for being un-GP

Grab the robot by the gripper sure doesn’t have the same ring as grab the bull by the horns.

Every new robot must shake Dick Cheney’s hand as a sign of peace, or risk being blasted in the face with a shotgun.

There once was a engineer named Larry
Whose hobby made people wary
Cool robots he did invent
But never with malicious intent
He just wanted his tool box to carry

When the “mentor-built” / “student-built” arguments get too intense.

Larry How do I pose?
student Just act like you really like it.
Larry Like shake its hand?
student Ummmm, sure. (to other student) He does know it’s not a person, right?

Larry is trying to demonstrate why a fourklift only needs two forks.

Still Monday, ha!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. Wayne Doenges
  2. M1KRONAUT
  3. efoote868
  4. EricH
  5. GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	168
GaryVoshol	154
cgmv123	145
EricH	116
efoote868	112
dodar	110
DonRotolo	110
Wayne Doenges	106
Jim Wilks	79
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
GeeTwo	23
The_ShamWOW88	22
orangemoore	19
M1KRONAUT	17
Ichlieberoboter	17
mastachyra	11
DohertyBilly	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	10
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
Katie_UPS	3
Skywalkar	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Sperkowsky	2
Poseidon1671	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!