"no, no, NO, its k-a-n-a-g-a-s-a-b-a-p-a-t-h-y!
I hate making dinner reservations…"
Ken
“Amanda, you’re so beautiful, I’m just shocked! Can I sing a song for you?”
runs away before Amanda and Karthik kill me… 
" Hey Ernie, let’s sing! ‘Rubber Ducky, you’re the one…’"
Gotta love sesame street 
“can you here me now?”
WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
FIRST registration prices went up by HOW MUCH??!!!?!
-dave
What, no more Mountain Dew!?!?!?!? :ahh:
don’t look at me like that!! :ahh:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I NEED SOME MORE BAWLS! NOW!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!
Whaddya mean, “Spare The Air Day”? Everyone knows it’s Spare The Hair Day! … WHAT?!
This is my impression of a deer staring into headlights.
Is that thunder? I better save these 2000 lines of code before…NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I just realized how many newbies we had…and they seemed to have done pretty well.
First place: Gary Dillard. Hilarious.
Second place: dlavery. I guess this is the first tangible benefit of FIRST upping the entry fee.
Honorable mentions:
“Big Mike”
EddieMcD
Ken Patton
Jeff Waegelin–if Amanda and Karthik haven’t killed you yet. Death means you forfeit all points.
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Vivelation
Until Sunday, y’all…
(Oh, and since I know you’d do the math anyway, here’s the updated scores:)
Jeff Wagelin: 19
Michelle 236: 18
MissInformation: 17
greencactus3: 15
Lil’ Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Gary Dillard: 10
Greg Needel: 8
EddieMcD: 8
“Big Mike”: 7
dlavery: 7
Astronouth7303: 5
Elgin Clock: 5
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Andy Baker: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Tom Schindler: 4
Vivelation: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Dorienne Plait: 2
Jay H 237: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Ben Lauer: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
Me: “Honey, I just won the Unofficial Caption Contest!”
My Wife: “Great, what did you win?”
Me: “10 points”
My Wife: (after a short dead silence): “Great.”
Me: “Honey, I just came in second in the Unofficial Caption Contest!”
My Wife: “Great, what did you win?”
Me: “Half of Gary Dillard’s score!”
My Wife: (after a short dead silence): “Man, that sucks.”
::cough::InhalesAudibly::cough::
::jumps on bandwagon::
Me: “W00t! I just got an honorable mention in the Unofficial Caption Contest!”
::realizes he’s all alone::
Me (evil half): “Great, what did you win?”
Me (good half): “Two-fifths of Dave Lavery’s score!”
Me (evil half): (after a short dead silence): “I get one of those fifths.”
Darn, instead of “10 points” I should have said “2 times Dave Lavery’s score”. Then she would have REALLY been impressed.
And I obviously SHOULD have said “two-and-a-half time EddieMcD’s score!” 
-dave
(but in total points, he is still ahead of me 
)