OMG WhAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!!!
THE MOUNTIES ARE COMING, THE MOUNTIES ARE COMING!
STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND GO TO BED
AHH! I’M IN BILLFRED’S LATEST CAPTION CONTEST! AHH!
OMG, I just the won Publishers clearing house sweepstakes!
"no, no, NO, its k-a-n-a-g-a-s-a-b-a-p-a-t-h-y!
I hate making dinner reservations…"
Ken
“Amanda, you’re so beautiful, I’m just shocked! Can I sing a song for you?”
runs away before Amanda and Karthik kill me… 
" Hey Ernie, let’s sing! ‘Rubber Ducky, you’re the one…’"
Gotta love sesame street 
“can you here me now?”
WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
FIRST registration prices went up by HOW MUCH??!!!?!
-dave
What, no more Mountain Dew!?!?!?!? :ahh:
don’t look at me like that!! :ahh:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I NEED SOME MORE BAWLS! NOW!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!
Whaddya mean, “Spare The Air Day”? Everyone knows it’s Spare The Hair Day! … WHAT?!
This is my impression of a deer staring into headlights.
Is that thunder? I better save these 2000 lines of code before…NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I just realized how many newbies we had…and they seemed to have done pretty well.
First place: Gary Dillard. Hilarious.
Second place: dlavery. I guess this is the first tangible benefit of FIRST upping the entry fee.
Honorable mentions:
“Big Mike”
EddieMcD
Ken Patton
Jeff Waegelin–if Amanda and Karthik haven’t killed you yet. Death means you forfeit all points.
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Vivelation
Until Sunday, y’all…
(Oh, and since I know you’d do the math anyway, here’s the updated scores:)
Jeff Wagelin: 19
Michelle 236: 18
MissInformation: 17
greencactus3: 15
Lil’ Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Gary Dillard: 10
Greg Needel: 8
EddieMcD: 8
“Big Mike”: 7
dlavery: 7
Astronouth7303: 5
Elgin Clock: 5
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Andy Baker: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Tom Schindler: 4
Vivelation: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Dorienne Plait: 2
Jay H 237: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Ben Lauer: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
Me: “Honey, I just won the Unofficial Caption Contest!”
My Wife: “Great, what did you win?”
Me: “10 points”
My Wife: (after a short dead silence): “Great.”