Me: “Honey, I just won the Unofficial Caption Contest!”
My Wife: “Great, what did you win?”
Me: “10 points”
My Wife: (after a short dead silence): “Great.”
Me: “Honey, I just came in second in the Unofficial Caption Contest!”
My Wife: “Great, what did you win?”
Me: “Half of Gary Dillard’s score!”
My Wife: (after a short dead silence): “Man, that sucks.”
::cough::InhalesAudibly::cough::
::jumps on bandwagon::
Me: “W00t! I just got an honorable mention in the Unofficial Caption Contest!”
::realizes he’s all alone::
Me (evil half): “Great, what did you win?”
Me (good half): “Two-fifths of Dave Lavery’s score!”
Me (evil half): (after a short dead silence): “I get one of those fifths.”
Darn, instead of “10 points” I should have said “2 times Dave Lavery’s score”. Then she would have REALLY been impressed.
And I obviously SHOULD have said “two-and-a-half time EddieMcD’s score!” 
-dave
(but in total points, he is still ahead of me 
)