CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #601

Finally!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	115
GeeTwo	110
EricH	100
GaryVoshol	84
Wayne Doenges	82
cgmv123	75
efoote868	64
M1KRONAUT	56
rsisk	51
dodar	48
MARS_James	46
DonRotolo	40
thatprogrammer	31
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Ichlieberoboter	20
DohertyBilly	19
Al Skierkiewicz	18
mastachyra	16
Sperkowsky	13
Matthew1998	10
orangemoore	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
IndySam	4
bobjones227	3
EmileH	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
The_ShamWOW88	2
Bob Potts	2
Ari423	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42519

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. And since there’s no robot getting built in three days, judging should be about on schedule. :wink:

Go!

There is so much wrong with this scenario. First there is no one wearing safety goggles, and a member is sitting on the top of a tote. The biggest problem though is the iMac in the background.

Get off the field. We don’t need you to simulate defense this year.

“Uh, guys? We need to clean up, fast. The librarian says mecanum wheels are not to be seen or heard anywhere between her library and Einstein, and she’s coming this way.”

Presenting team 3205’s robot! But the team number really doesn’t matter, all Recycle Rush robots look the same.

That stack in the back is worth 6 hotpockets

“We have the perfect place to practice getting on the BATTER. Think they’ll mind if we build a CASTLE partway up this ramp?”

If only I can scratch this itch… Hey programmers! I have a new auton idea!

While most teams focused on the ‘Recycle’ theme of the game, the fellow in blue embraced the ‘Rush’

Isn’t there a rule about not using last year’s robot?

“Amma gonna lift you up
Amma gonna set you down
Grab a can
and stack you…”

To the tune of Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up”

Like you need a link to that.

Why Can’t Johnny Rotate?

answer
[spoiler]The mecanum wheels are on backwards.[/spoiler]

And all our dear robot wanted was a hug…

He moves so fast, he’s mostly just a blur…

Robot (Humming Bad to the Bone) reaches out and trips student walking by
Student: We didn’t program the robot to do that."
Robot Hee hee

They won the Recycle Rush lottery. Their Kit of Parts was a complete robot.

They are haha funny you noticed that

At last!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	117
GeeTwo	115
EricH	110
GaryVoshol	86
Wayne Doenges	84
cgmv123	77
efoote868	66
M1KRONAUT	59
rsisk	51
dodar	50
MARS_James	46
DonRotolo	42
thatprogrammer	31
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Ichlieberoboter	20
Al Skierkiewicz	20
DohertyBilly	19
mastachyra	16
Sperkowsky	15
Matthew1998	10
orangemoore	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
IndySam	4
The_ShamWOW88	4
bobjones227	3
EmileH	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
Bob Potts	2
Ari423	2
AndyBare	2
nxtmonkeys	2

Onward!