“What’s that? Your house is on fire? Sorry, madam, I cannot help you with that. You have reached the Naval District FIR Department - I believe you’re trying to contact the FIRE Department. You’ve dialed nine-one-two.”
Chief: On the bright side, we got to meet a lot of people we normally wouldn’t. We got a lot of safety pins, even a cool hat and glasses. But no, I would never go back. There were too many people yelling ROBOT! in my ear, I’m going to go deaf.
Student in black shirt: “Is this the very rare 10th anniversary FIRST pin?. I’ve got to have it. How much?”
Fireman: “30 bucks.”
Student: “Sold”
Fireman reaches under table and retrieves another 10th anniversary pin.
Why is it a bad thing that the only use for the EMT table is a button trading post. Do you want people to get injured? What do you have against people living their lives uninjured?