CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #61

…and onward we’ll go. Here’s the scores:

MissInformation	26
EddieMcD	25
Gary Dillard	24
Nehalita	23
Jay Trzaskos	22
“Big Mike”	19
Rich Wong	19
Jay H 237	18
EricH	17
Dlavery	15
Arefin Bari	15
EricS-Team180	14
Amanda Morrison	13
T. Hoffman	12
Dorienne 007	10
Kyle45	10
Andy Baker	9
Koko Ed	9
KathieK	9
1derboy	9
Ashley Christine	9
Bcahn836	9
DCA Fan	8
Pat McCarthy	7
Al Skierkiewicz	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Xzvrw2	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
Alex Cormier	5
Icurtis	5
KarenH	4
RoboMom	4
Conor Ryan	4
Cyberguy34000	4
JosephM	4
Kjhobin	4
Spears312	4
Greencactus3	3
Richardp	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tiffany34990	3
Goober!!!	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Elgin Clock	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Squirrelrock	2
Denman	2
Greg Needel	2
Liz C	2
Mechanicalbrain	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Sciguy125	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wetzel	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture (accept no substitutes!):

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.



Big mike: Girls in skirts are the best. Specially when they are dancing.

The lady: BIG MIKE!!! aren’t you 45 years old?

<not an entry> ya ya ya I know I am going to get bearhugged by Big Mike again… its like a tradition. </not an entry>

Big Mike: “Swing your partner 'round and 'round, turn my frown upside down”
(Of course Big Mike would have loved to join but we politely reminded him that he had to have been able to keep up a beat … hence he gave up)

As seen here, Mike is trying to use camouflage to hide him among other firsters, before going in for the horrifying bear hug. His victims have no idea when he is going to strike. . .

“The jesters of Big Mike the Ref’s court have pleased me once again. You are excused! Next!”

Mark Leon as he Runs by : wow i wish i had a cool yellow hard hat to wear…

(not entry for the record i knew this was comming cause i picked on Billfred all through capitol clash about not ever using me as a caption contest “victum”)

Girls: AHHHHH!!! I don’t know which direction to run.
Big Mike: This is too easy… I wonder where that crazy Italian is hiding now? Oh Paul, come out come out where ever you are!!

The world renowed explorer “Big” Mike discovers the North American FIRST Chicken Dancers in the Georgia Dome in Atlanta, Georgia. Not long after he bear hugged both creatures to death in which he recived a key to the city from the mayor of Atlanta from putting a stop to such undesirable behavior.

Music: “If it hadn’t been for Cotton Eye Joe, id been married long time ago” Big Mike: “Hey its a regular Indiana hoedown”

Big Mike: “OK, I know it’s expensive for Regional Planning Committees to host Team Socials, but this is getting really lame…”

Big Mike thinks to himself…“I don’t know which one to pick this time, so many to hug, so little time!”
Mark sensing the disaster to come reminds himself of the old bear adage…“I don’t have to outrun Big Mike, I just have to outrun the girls”

Big Mike, “Well now, there’s something you don’t see every day. FIRSTers that actually have rhythm. Every time I try to get jiggy wit it at competition, it looks more like a painfully wounded water buffalo.”

Mike: sings “where did ya come from where did ya, HI my name is cotton-eyed-joe!”

Although Zordon had warned him of the BigMikezilla, the Billy the Blue Power Ranger ran in fear from the beast. Rita had really done it this time. Billy was going to have to call his friends Jason, Trini, Zach, Tommy, and Kimberly to help him defeat the foe.

And the Ultimate Question is: Can Big Mike bear hug multiple people while doing the Cickendance? And, of course the other question is, can he chase Copioli, do the chickendance, and bear hug multiple people all at the same time?

Referee Big Mike: “Wow! Conjoined twins as the human player. Or is that players?
Who’s feet do I look at?
more confused
I have to check the Triple Play rule book on this one.”

“ladies, which way is the gym?”

Steve Erwin: KRIKY Look at the size of that one! He’s a beaut! You almost never see a Mike of that size! He’s a real dinosaur he is. Now that he fell for our bait we’re going to get some lasos over his arms so he doesn’t hug anybody. When a mike goes into a death hug he can easily snap every bone in your body! Its going to take all eight of us to weigh him down so we can tag him and release him back into the wild. He’s a BEAST!

Big Mike: Wow, a two headed man!

(no I’m serious look at Mark Leon [with the yellow hardhat] and the guy in the blue cap)