CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #619

One more time in South Carolina!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	180
EricH	163
GeeTwo	163
GaryVoshol	127
Wayne Doenges	127
cgmv123	124
efoote868	114
DonRotolo	92
dodar	89
M1KRONAUT	72
rsisk	60
thatprogrammer	53
Al Skierkiewicz	47
MARS_James	46
Sperkowsky	44
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Matthew1998	21
Hitchhiker 42	21
Ichlieberoboter	20
DohertyBilly	19
JoshWilson	18
mastachyra	16
EmileH	16
gixxy	11
rtfgnow	10
orangemoore	10
TGurlik	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
The_ShamWOW88	6
IndySam	5
dubiousSwain	4
Bob Potts	4
logank013	4
bdaroz	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
Ari423	2
AndyBare	2
nxtmonkeys	2
DSisk	2
Dibit1010	2
JacobD	2
George1902	2
kstl99	2
maxnz	2
qscgy	2
Poseidon5817	2
Thayer McCollum	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight, Eastern. Sunday at midnight also happens to be less than 12 hours after my arrival at my new apartment in Indiana and about 32 hours before I start my new job at AndyMark. Your patience on judging is appreciated.

Go!

Wait, is this not the mutton chop support group?

Billfred conducts a surprise inspection on an unidentified team’s work-in-progress Stronghold robot. That’s it on the left side.

Overheard at the regional: “But Billfred said it was legal!!!”

Uh guys, where is my Dune Buggy?

I’ma score your caption contest, but first lemme take a selfie.

Billfred stumbles into his intervention.
“Um oh hey guys what’s up”
“Look, Billfred. We love you, and you have a problem. These aren’t Jane’s puns, and they shouldn’t be yours either.”

"Ok, I left for 5 minutes. What happened while I got my drink?!?!?”

There once was a guy named Billfred
Who had to pack up his storage shed
To AndyMark for employment
And to Indiana for enjoyment
So he just had a garage sale instead

OK, Is this Bill getting ready to pack up his old shop or is this his new digs at AndyMark after he unpacked? Can you tell?

Big gulp, huh? Alright!.. Welp, see ya later!

That fire extinguisher looks obstructed tsk tsk

“The last straw! I’m outta here!”
“What? What did we do?”
“No, I just dropped in to say farewell. And oh by the way, Sonic is now out of straws.”

What, another t-shirt collection photo? 2 weeks in a row? (Last week’s guy had a much more impressive display, but this one gets credit for content.)

“I’m gonna need a bigger drink”

This isn’t where I parked my car?!?!

Here we see the wild billfred entering his natural habitat.
His likely thoughts are probably a mix between “what the hell did they do to my dune buggy”, and “wait, are they making a documentary?”

Darth Vader as a younger man, showing the half-helmet he preferred back then. Here we see him pranking Yoda’s workshop, which the old gnome usually keeps as organized as The Container Store.

Billfred’s audition tape for Hoarders

At last! (I even bought wifi just to judge this!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	182
GeeTwo	173
EricH	165
GaryVoshol	129
Wayne Doenges	129
cgmv123	126
efoote868	116
DonRotolo	97
dodar	91
M1KRONAUT	72
rsisk	60
thatprogrammer	53
Al Skierkiewicz	49
Sperkowsky	47
MARS_James	46
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Matthew1998	23
Hitchhiker 42	21
JoshWilson	20
Ichlieberoboter	20
DohertyBilly	19
mastachyra	18
EmileH	16
gixxy	11
rtfgnow	10
orangemoore	10
TGurlik	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
The_ShamWOW88	6
bdaroz	6
IndySam	5
dubiousSwain	4
Bob Potts	4
logank013	4
maxnz	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
Ari423	2
AndyBare	2
nxtmonkeys	2
DSisk	2
Dibit1010	2
JacobD	2
George1902	2
kstl99	2
qscgy	2
Poseidon5817	2
Thayer McCollum	2
seans341	2

Onward!