CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #638

At last!

The scores after the last round:

GeeTwo	61
EricH	46
bdaroz	41
GaryVoshol	38
Wayne Doenges	36
cgmv123	35
frcguy	31
efoote868	29
DonRotolo	28
dodar	24
rsisk	18
Hitchhiker 42	18
Sperkowsky	15
Golfer4646	14
JustinCAD	13
JoshWilson	12
FiMFanatic	11
mastachyra	10
smitikshah	10
Bkeeneykid	10
WinterPoet	7
Gravity	6
Karibou	6
thatprogrammer	6
EmileH	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
ctt956	4
logank013	4
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35403

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

A roomba, a ref, two emcees and a rookie walk onto a field. Somehow they all walk out with red cards. We’re still not sure which team to award the roomba’s to.

All hail mista EJ roomba

They took the term “hype train” a little too seriously.

Noone could figure out why those chose that particular moment to practice filming a Star Trek ship battle scene.

[NPOE] Too many good options…[/NPOE]

The Ministry of Silly Walks would like to know:

  1. Why everybody is trying to develop the same silly walk.
  2. Why everybody would like a grant for their silly walk development.
  3. What the rest of the silly walk looks like so they can determine whether it is, in fact, worthy of a grant.

When nerds play Follow The Leader.

Put your left foot in
Your left foot out
Your left foot in
And shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around

Hey Emcee with the umbrella hat that’s an inner tube not a skirt.

Since the robots won’t connect, we have to entertain the crowd somehow…

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The umbrella might be necessary if this strategy becomes common: https://xkcd.com/689/

Excuse me Hugh-mahns, can you lift up your legs so I can clean?

They found out the roomba train wasn’t a good idea when the roomba kept crossing back through the train.

Once again, it’s proven why nice things can’t be had.

After the tournament, the roomba sent a letter to FIRST HQ which ultimately inspired the 2016 low bar defense.

The Roomba had a bad feeling he was being followed but he wasn’t sure.

They were struggling to keep their footing as the earth started spinning off its axis…a direct result of the “2 CMPs” announcement.

[NPOE]I was there, the Roomba was set to “Malevolent Sentience” and they were trying to escape. See Simpsons, Season 20, Episode 3, at 7:21 for reference[/NPOE]

Hey look, it’s still Monday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo	63
EricH	56
bdaroz	43
GaryVoshol	40
Wayne Doenges	38
cgmv123	37
frcguy	33
efoote868	31
DonRotolo	30
dodar	26
Hitchhiker 42	20
rsisk	18
Sperkowsky	17
JustinCAD	16
Bkeeneykid	15
Golfer4646	14
JoshWilson	12
FiMFanatic	11
mastachyra	10
smitikshah	10
WinterPoet	7
Gravity	6
Karibou	6
thatprogrammer	6
EmileH	6
logank013	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
ctt956	4
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Zealii	2

Onward!