CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #664

Yay!

The scores after the last round:

GeeTwo	128
efoote868	128
EricH	123
DonRotolo	118
GaryVoshol	107
cgmv123	104
bdaroz	104
Wayne Doenges	90
Hitchhiker 42	70
Bkeeneykid	66
Pooja Anil	51
frcguy	50
ctt956	43
mastachyra	39
AustinShalit	33
dodar	32
Cothron Theiss	27
rsisk	26
JustinCAD	24
Ichlieberoboter	20
Sperkowsky	19
logank013	18
Golfer4646	17
thatprogrammer	15
FiMFanatic	15
niklas674	14
JoshWilson	12
ollien	12
petercooperjr	12
Nessie	11
smitikshah	10
Zealii	10
gcgeobuff	10
snoman	10
Karibou	9
Gravity	8
EmileH	8
Hess1113	8
WinterPoet	7
ClayTownR	7
Ringo5tarr	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
euhlmann	4
Poseidon5817	4
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Richard Wallace	3
AllenGregoryIV	3
IndySam	2
Daniel Vijay	2
stannenbaum7	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Sparky Jell-0	2
WesleyK	2
Eryl2000	2
carpedav000	2
Corn_Fed_Stats	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/39886

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. I’ll be at the North Carolina State Championship this weekend, so feel free to submit your entry in person!

Go!

[Not An Entry]
Two things:

  1. The link to the rules directs to the wrong location.
  2. You’re still eligible if your team is the picture, as long as it’s not your picture, right?
    [/Not An Entry]

The NFL is looking to trial new mobile goal posts to make extra points even more challenging.

Team 900 - trying to get their players on the field during a match by camouflaging them to look like the zebra tape on the robot. Years ahead of their time.

[Also Not An Entry]That would be covered under the Koko Ed Rule, which as I recall states that the only person NOT eligible to enter is Billfred, unless that’s changed right before he hands the contest off to someone else, or anybody operating under The OTHER Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule, which has never been invoked. So let’s see what your entry is![/Also Not An Entry]

[begin entry]
“It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid.
I cheesecake every bot I’ve had…”

[Again Not An Entry] If 900 does this one for the parody video contest next year, it’ll be totally worth it. Just sayin’.[/Again Not An Entry]

When you have to leave for the match by 5 A.M.

Now if that robot flipped over, they’d be resurrecting The CogSquad.

This student wanted so much to fit in that he color coordinated his outfit with the robot.

Oooh, vanilla and licorice swirl cheesecake.

♫Ever since he was a young boy,
♪He played the big red ball,
♫From ‘Lando up to Manchest’
♪’e must’d play’ed em all!

He dressed up so he could get close to the robot in it’s natural habitat!

OK robot listen up! We’re going to HURDLE! And we’re going to CATCH! And we’re going to SHOOT! And we’re going to SCORE! And then we’ll WIN!
What’s that? The other robots can’t do all that? They can’t do any of that! Get them to inbound or something. Sheesh, why do I have to think of everything.

Solids, stripes, and plaid? That’s not funny, that’s sick.

“Two noodles at once? And they said robots couldn’t be human players…”

“There’s nothing a little zebra stripe tape and surgical tubing can’t accomplish!”

At last! (Sorry y’all, visiting my mom at home = priorities.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

efoote868	133
GeeTwo	130
EricH	125
DonRotolo	121
cgmv123	114
GaryVoshol	109
bdaroz	106
Wayne Doenges	92
Hitchhiker 42	72
Bkeeneykid	66
Pooja Anil	51
frcguy	50
ctt956	45
mastachyra	39
AustinShalit	33
dodar	32
Cothron Theiss	27
rsisk	26
JustinCAD	24
Ichlieberoboter	20
Sperkowsky	19
logank013	18
Golfer4646	17
thatprogrammer	15
FiMFanatic	15
niklas674	14
Nessie	13
JoshWilson	12
ollien	12
petercooperjr	12
smitikshah	10
Zealii	10
gcgeobuff	10
snoman	10
Hess1113	10
Karibou	9
Gravity	8
EmileH	8
WinterPoet	7
ClayTownR	7
Ringo5tarr	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
euhlmann	4
Poseidon5817	4
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Richard Wallace	3
AllenGregoryIV	3
IndySam	2
Daniel Vijay	2
stannenbaum7	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Sparky Jell-0	2
WesleyK	2
Eryl2000	2
carpedav000	2
Corn_Fed_Stats	2
Joey Jordan	2

Onward!