Ya, that’s right Lavery, I’m calling you out! Your other car might be on Mars, but mine is a FIRST Championship Event Winner. This is how it’ll go down. A dozen Krispy Kremes. Race to the finish. An Event CD will relish for eons to come.
after a wild night celebrating nationals by drinking copious amounts of mountain dew, Pat wakes up next to a HOTtie with a pounding headache, and no recollection of the previous night.
After spending too much time working with robots, some members of the FIRST community have been spotted trying to imitate winning robots. Hence, the “flopping” function. :yikes:
Fortunately for Patrick and his new best friend, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (and can usually be reversed by a judge the next morning, if desired). Unfortunately for Patrick, that rule only applies if there aren’t any cameras around.
“I swear there were three of them last night!” Pat said as he left the courthouse looking as if he had just been run over by the HOT Hummer. “I thought I was the Mac Daddy of Triple Play, scorin’ [tetras] with some triplets! When I woke up this morning and realized there was only one of them, I had to break it off. My “mad operator skillz” are just too great to be wasted on a single robot. I know one thing, though - no more Red Bull and Krispy Kremes at 2 AM for me!”
Hours spent on Hot in 2004-4005: 962
Trip to Atlanta: $521 and lots of fundraisers
Bribe for Cape: 2 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
Winning a Chairman’s Award and the Championship title: PRICELESS!
Pat:(singing)
“If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground…”
“If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground…”
“If your HOT and you know it and you realy want to show it, If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground…”
“If your on the Chairman’s Award winning team and you know it, lay on the ground…”
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