CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #67

I can say, with absolute certainty, that this will be a HOT caption contest (pun very much intended).

Here’s the scores:

Gary Dillard	39
EddieMcD	37
Nehalita	35
MissInformation	34
Dlavery	30
Jay Trzaskos	30
T. Hoffman	29
Jay H 237	28
Rich Wong	28
Amanda Morrison	26
KathieK	25
EricH	25
Dorienne 007	23
Arefin Bari	23
EricS-Team180	22
Al Skierkiewicz	21
Wayne Doenges	20
“Big Mike”	20
Bcahn836	19
Icurtis	17
Andy Baker	16
Xzvrw2	15
Kyle45	13
1derboy	13
JosephM	12
Koko Ed	12
DCA Fan	12
Alex Cormier	10
Ashley Christine	9
Kjhobin	8
Mechanicalbrain	8
Pat McCarthy	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Brandy836	6
KarenH	6
Miketwalker	6
Squirrelrock	6
Conor Ryan	6
Goober!!!	6
Tiffany34990	5
Elgin Clock	4
Kevin Kolodziej	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Greencactus3	4
Sciguy125	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Richardp	3
Ryan Foley	3
Greg Needel	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
Jessica Boucher	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Ogre	2
Bill_Hancoc	2
Liz C	2
Wetzel	2
Billfred  1.293
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
Eugenia Gabrielov	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1
Rees2001	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight


Ya, that’s right Lavery, I’m calling you out! Your other car might be on Mars, but mine is a FIRST Championship Event Winner. This is how it’ll go down. A dozen Krispy Kremes. Race to the finish. An Event CD will relish for eons to come.

Me: Feelin’ HOT, HOT, HOT!

After a long night of partying Pat woke up to find the girl he picked up last night did look a little familiar…

after a wild night celebrating nationals by drinking copious amounts of mountain dew, Pat wakes up next to a HOTtie with a pounding headache, and no recollection of the previous night.

After spending too much time working with robots, some members of the FIRST community have been spotted trying to imitate winning robots. Hence, the “flopping” function. :yikes:

Fortunately for Patrick and his new best friend, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (and can usually be reversed by a judge the next morning, if desired). Unfortunately for Patrick, that rule only applies if there aren’t any cameras around.

“I swear there were three of them last night!” Pat said as he left the courthouse looking as if he had just been run over by the HOT Hummer. “I thought I was the Mac Daddy of Triple Play, scorin’ [tetras] with some triplets! When I woke up this morning and realized there was only one of them, I had to break it off. My “mad operator skillz” are just too great to be wasted on a single robot. I know one thing, though - no more Red Bull and Krispy Kremes at 2 AM for me!”

The wedding was very nice.

Pat: Move over Dave! My ONLY car is a robot!

Pat: I love the way your LEDs sparkle and how silky your cables feel.
HOTBOT: But what will our parents say? :smiley:


(If you’ve seen that Saturn employee discount commercial you’ll know what I mean :wink: )

Pat- “Ok guys un zip tie me from the robot. . .”



“This is not where I went to sleep…”

“Ok Hotbot i will spoon with you but this time don’t steel the covers”

Hours spent on Hot in 2004-4005: 962
Trip to Atlanta: $521 and lots of fundraisers
Bribe for Cape: 2 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
Winning a Chairman’s Award and the Championship title: PRICELESS!

Me so COLD must sit by the HOT BOT!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance my switching to Team 67

“If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground…”
“If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground…”
“If your HOT and you know it and you realy want to show it, If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground…”

“If your on the Chairman’s Award winning team and you know it, lay on the ground…”

Pat: I love you, Robot…

Robot: …

Pat: sigh I love looking at the stars with you…it’s so nice and romantic…

Robot: …


Pat: wakes up, startled WHA?! Oh. Okay.

Someone: snickers May as well just wear a washer on his left hand and say he’s married…to the robot.

Pat: …Looks over to someone else Why did he say that?

Pat: She is my HOTTIE. I am the only one who is allowed to kiss her. But if you pay 50 cents maybe I will let you kiss her.