[News Announcer Voice] Unfortunately the field was E-stopped and the team given a red card for having a team member on the field during a match. It was widely expected, had play continued, the match would have been a blow-out.
That’s the last time the team tried the centbot: Half man, half robot, still fits in the starting box and playing volume, and as effective at blocking shots as trying to convince the head ref to let you show him the video.
4329 visited Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse off Route 2 in Weekapaug and got a great deal on a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man. They use their Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man to play defense, which wasn’t one of the suggested uses in the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man advertisement.
Well one of our rookies wanted to know what it would be like to ride on the back of the robot. While the inspectors wouldn’t let us duck tape a freshman to the back of it, they did agree on letting us have an inflatable person, which in reality, is pretty much the same in value as a rookie to the team.