CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #673

At last!

The scores after the last round:

DonRotolo	175
EricH	152
GeeTwo	150
efoote868	150
GaryVoshol	140
cgmv123	133
bdaroz	123
Wayne Doenges	108
Hitchhiker 42	91
Bkeeneykid	70
Pooja Anil	54
frcguy	50
ctt956	49
mastachyra	43
dodar	38
AustinShalit	33
Cothron Theiss	29
rsisk	26
JustinCAD	24
logank013	24
Nessie	23
Ichlieberoboter	20
Sperkowsky	19
carpedav000	17
Golfer4646	17
Hess1113	16
thatprogrammer	15
FiMFanatic	15
niklas674	14
JoshWilson	12
ollien	12
petercooperjr	12
smitikshah	10
Zealii	10
gcgeobuff	10
snoman	10
Karibou	9
Gravity	8
EmileH	8
WinterPoet	7
ClayTownR	7
Ringo5tarr	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
euhlmann	4
Poseidon5817	4
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Richard Wallace	3
AllenGregoryIV	3
IndySam	2
Daniel Vijay	2
stannenbaum7	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Sparky Jell-0	2
WesleyK	2
Eryl2000	2
Corn_Fed_Stats	2
Joey Jordan	2
Torvando	2
maxnz	2
kelef	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/44422

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Mentor in background: “Please, God, don’t let this kid decide to leave the team. We need our scapegoats!”

" ‘Time is on my side’ - literally."

The Doctor-“Dang it-STILL not ginger”

I’m so attractive, even the sand in the hourglass falls toward my face.

The key to their win: reversing time to have more time to shoot fuel.

Repin’ the home team!

Mentor: OK, that takes care of that. One flag to a random passerby and now we have a mascot.

Mentor: Please Dear Lord, don’t let Billfred use this in the caption contest.

Yet another time-related superhero.

[NPOE]With help from my brother[/NPOE]

In anticipation of President Trump’s visit to their school, one fan dons his #covfefe while another prays to the god of Cheetos.

Student: “With my time cape, I can go anywhere in time. The places I can go, the things I can see”
Mentor: “How about going back to next week and pay my phone bill for me?”

Here I come to save the day…
(sorry, time’s up)

[NPOE]Like the sands of time, so go the days of our lives[/NPOE]

“Come quickly everyone! I’ve found the ideal theta at which the x component of gravity is such that the sand doesn’t fal- oh… too busy celebrating the win I see.”

“Please Lord, make him give back my hat, wig, and cape. I am powerless without them.”

“Now if I just invert this hourglass and run at 88 MPH, we won’t even need that flux capacitor…”

Judging on a Monday? Crazy, I know!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

DonRotolo	177
GeeTwo	160
EricH	154
efoote868	152
GaryVoshol	145
cgmv123	135
bdaroz	125
Wayne Doenges	111
Hitchhiker 42	93
Bkeeneykid	70
Pooja Anil	54
ctt956	51
frcguy	50
mastachyra	43
dodar	38
AustinShalit	33
Cothron Theiss	29
rsisk	26
Nessie	25
JustinCAD	24
logank013	24
Ichlieberoboter	20
Sperkowsky	19
carpedav000	17
thatprogrammer	17
Golfer4646	17
Hess1113	16
FiMFanatic	15
niklas674	14
JoshWilson	12
ollien	12
petercooperjr	12
smitikshah	10
Zealii	10
gcgeobuff	10
snoman	10
Karibou	9
Gravity	8
EmileH	8
WinterPoet	7
ClayTownR	7
Ringo5tarr	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
euhlmann	4
Poseidon5817	4
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Richard Wallace	3
AllenGregoryIV	3
IndySam	2
Daniel Vijay	2
stannenbaum7	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Sparky Jell-0	2
WesleyK	2
Eryl2000	2
Corn_Fed_Stats	2
Joey Jordan	2
Torvando	2
maxnz	2
kelef	2
OwenDotCode	2
Travis Hoffman	2
kevinkohls	2

Onward!