CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #682

Hey, Tuesday is progress after last week!

The scores after the last round:

ctt956	24
Nessie	22
EricH	19
GeeTwo	13
Bkeeneykid	12
RoboDesigners	12
cgmv123	12
Thayer McCollum	11
carpedav000	11
GaryVoshol	10
bdaroz	10
Hitchhiker 42	10
efoote868	10
Wayne Doenges	10
niklas674	10
DonRotolo	8
petercooperjr	8
Hess1113	8
Pooja Anil	6
asid61	6
marcusbernstein	6
frcguy	4
IndySam	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
dodar	2
Golfer4646	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
Charlie.bishop	2
Levi Madden	2
Leap	2
fargus111111111	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

(C’mon, you were expecting?)

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

"If the mainstream kids aren’t coming to us… Were going to them!

Here we see Dean “Dab” Kamen doing what he does best. He’s inspiring people to go into stem one dab at a time.

ACHOO!

Dude in back right: I know yawning is contagious when Dean’s around, but sneezing?

Students: “Watchu want fam”

Dean: “Give me a positive picture I can post on FIRST Social Media about STEAM to help people understand our program and how much we value gracious professionalism”

Students: “Say no more”

“STEM can be hip too”

“I’m always trying to stay hip with the kids these days. It’s uh… ‘Lit’ right?”

Somebody should explain to the Dean’s List winners that emulating Dean doesn’t mean copying his every move.

Dean, Dean’s List list to starboard before star board.

Next year’s referees practicing the “pin clear” signal.

There’s a reason they need to start practicing now.

Guy in back corner is thinking: “This is stupid. You all look stupid. I’m not doing this.” crosses arms

Camera snaps photo.

Guess who looks silly now? Even Dean is trying his best.

Dean: “Okay everyone, check your deodorant. We are going to take a smell-fie”
Guy in Back: “I forgot to put on deodorant.”

Dean actually writes his talking points on his arm. He’s preparing for his next speech. The students mistook it for a silly social media stunt. The guy in the back right gets it. He see’s the error in the ways of his peers and is not about it. Be more like “back right guy”.

How it feels when Billfred is on time…

Dean: Has anyone seen my contact lens?

Everyone’s just trying to avert their eyes from the horror that was Recycle Rush way back when.

I’m a little teapot short and…
(Um, no offense)

What is this dabbing you speak of? We’re all just pointing at the newest DEKA [redacted].

Not even Dean Kamen can save the dab now. It’s too far gone…

“Do not attempt while riding a Segway…unless you’re the guy in the back right, in which case you may attempt on a Mini Segway”