Luckily for David Kelly, he had just gotten out of the DS&TK’s concert, so he was already partially deaf. He would later recall hearing a high-pitched buzzing in his ear, we still arent sure if it was the alarm or DJ’s voice on the phone.
Shortly after this photo was taken
David: What you can’t do this to me, you can’t you can’t I’m JVN, you can’t do this JVN, I am JVN! I am JVN (fades off as Kelly is dragged away)"
Police Officer: How Sad, another young individual on a caffiene rush and FIRST high.
This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can’t prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.
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The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores.
You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you.
You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves.
Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What’s that?..Yes, that free gift. I’m holding it right now…What?..Hey, it’s too loud in here, let me go out back…OK, say again?..Oh, right…yes, it really is made in Sweden!..Does it work???..Well, I don’t know. I haven’t tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes…
TEN MINUTES LATER…
Calls his friend Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal!
Dude… here comes Amanda. She is ticked that we are using this door. I saw her this morning, kicking some butt in the Armory parking lot and I don’t want to get on her bad side. Oh… ut oh… she is picking up a wrench. I better go.
