CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69

…which I assume will be sufficiently hyper.

Here’s the scores:

Name	Total
Gary Dillard	45
Rich Wong	40
EddieMcD	39
MissInformation	38
Nehalita	35
Dlavery	34
T. Hoffman	32
Jay Trzaskos	32
Jay H 237	31
EricH	30
Dorienne 007	28
Amanda Morrison	26
Andy Baker	26
KathieK	26
Bcahn836	25
Arefin Bari	25
Al Skierkiewicz	23
Wayne Doenges	22
EricS-Team180	22
Icurtis	21
“Big Mike”	20
Xzvrw2	17
DCA Fan	16
JosephM	14
Koko Ed	14
Kyle45	13
1derboy	13
Alex Cormier	12
Mechanicalbrain	11
Ashley Christine	9
Kjhobin	9
Pat McCarthy	8
Squirrelrock	8
Conor Ryan	8
Goober!!!	8
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
KarenH	6
Miketwalker	6
Sciguy125	6
Tiffany34990	6
Jessica Boucher	4
Kevin Kolodziej	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Greencactus3	4
Bill_Hancoc	4
Greg Needel	4
Spears312	4
Artdutra04	3
Rich Kressly	3
Richardp	3
Ryan Foley	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
KenWittlief	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Shyra1353	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Beth Sweet	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Rees2001	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1

And here’s the picture:

(Remember, folks, David Kelly (along with JVN) was the first recipient of the burn award.)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at Midnight


“So…uh…what are you wearing right now…?”

"You hear it? The siren, I did it, I just set it off!


[screams into phone]

"Can you hear me now?!


I set it off! You owe me the $50 now!

Never mind, I gotta go, the security guards are heading towards me now!"

Luckily for David Kelly, he had just gotten out of the DS&TK’s concert, so he was already partially deaf. He would later recall hearing a high-pitched buzzing in his ear, we still arent sure if it was the alarm or DJ’s voice on the phone.

David: OPEN SESAME!!! waits I’d better do this myself. opens door Time to go. Security officers arrive. BUSTED.

Shortly after this photo was taken
David: What you can’t do this to me, you can’t you can’t I’m JVN, you can’t do this JVN, I am JVN! I am JVN (fades off as Kelly is dragged away)"

Police Officer: How Sad, another young individual on a caffiene rush and FIRST high.

“I always wanted to do this during an awards ceremony, you know??? You oughta see how fast people are leaving this venue, it’s awesome!”

This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can’t prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.

while alarm is sounding: “can you hear me now…good”

Mysterious voice in the background- " This ladies and gentlemen is the new 007 James Bond Mr. David Kelly.
“Sirens” well umm maybe not."

" i still cant hear you good, now i hear some car alarm or somehting, let me go all the way outside."

Hooray for literacy! :stuck_out_tongue:

OK! I deactivated the alarms, and I gassed the judges. Now spare the quick robot in here

I mean, get the robot spare quick in here… the spare robot… in here…quick

… I think I inhaled some of the nitrous oxide

[/not part of entry - Wilma update #1: I got power Saturday night but still no internet at home]

The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores.

“I don’t need to read, I’m an engineer. Everything we do is in abbreviations!”

You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you.
You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves.

The effects of a long day at the scoring table combine: Red-blue colorblindness+only being able to read numbers=ALARM!

Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What’s that?..Yes, that free gift. I’m holding it right now…What?..Hey, it’s too loud in here, let me go out back…OK, say again?..Oh, right…yes, it really is made in Sweden!..Does it work???..Well, I don’t know. I haven’t tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes…


Calls his friend Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal!


Dude… here comes Amanda. She is ticked that we are using this door. I saw her this morning, kicking some butt in the Armory parking lot and I don’t want to get on her bad side. Oh… ut oh… she is picking up a wrench. I better go.

Andy B.