CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #695

One more time while gainfully employed!

The scores after the last round:

cgmv123	70
petercooperjr	60
ctt956	59
EricH	50
GeeTwo	50
Wayne Doenges	46
Nessie	41
DonRotolo	41
carpedav000	40
efoote868	40
GaryVoshol	39
Leap	38
bdaroz	36
Hitchhiker 42	22
marcusbernstein	21
Bkeeneykid	18
Pooja Anil	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
Hess1113	10
IndySam	8
logank013	8
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
snoman	3
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
bobbysq	2
Tom Ore	2
tjf	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2
Cyberphil	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33294 (What did you expect for this week, really?)

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Turns out you can’t red card the GDC for using regolith…

You know what you can do to get the ruling you want, right? while making obligatory hand gesture

Except that under standard protocol you don’t get that ruling anyways.

And if we ever solve the static problem, I’ll be able to put my arm down again.

Rumor has it his arm was standing on it’s own due to static buildup on the field. Similar to hair but not quite in that Andy’s hair is the world’s best known resistor.

The rule was, appropriately enough, printed in invisible characters on page 13.

Somebody said it was total lunacy that Andy was ever a Head Ref. Here’s proof

Here’s where I’d hold a red card to disqualify you, IF I HAD ONE!

Andy Baker once showed an imaginary red card to a team and the team disqualified themselves.

" As soon as I snap, the robots start…Wait, what do you mean I don’t have that kinda power?"

Hey! Whatsamatta for you? I give-a you da black card, like da kiss o’ death for dat robot dere.

(There is no mafia, and we’ll shoot anyone who says there is)

Andy is trying to stop Dean Kamen from coming onto the field with a Segway with non-slippery wheels.

Andy Baker can win a caption contest without even submitting an entry.

“And with a snap of my finger snap these robots will be on the moon!”

Either you put a fiddy in here, or I put a red card in here.

Ok, real funny… Who took my red card? Come on people… this is my job!

“Who needs flags, cards, and touchscreens when you can just look at the FMS and assign the appropriate penalties telepathically?”

Does the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule apply when I’m technically between jobs? (Yes, yes it does.)

First place goes to:

(petercooperjr gets the 10 points though for predicting correctly)

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	72
petercooperjr	70
ctt956	61
EricH	53
GeeTwo	52
Wayne Doenges	48
carpedav000	45
DonRotolo	43
efoote868	42
Nessie	41
GaryVoshol	41
Leap	38
bdaroz	38
marcusbernstein	23
Hitchhiker 42	22
Pooja Anil	20
Bkeeneykid	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
Hess1113	10
IndySam	8
logank013	8
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
Cyberphil	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
bobbysq	2
Tom Ore	2
tjf	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

Onward!